Miss Fionaski called in today to see mum,
she often does this on Tuesdays where they exchange plain brown envelopes. I
think it is a spy thing although they say NO and that I am not to say so in my diary
……..AH. Mum just said IDIOT. But one thing Miss Fionaski did say was that she
has spiders the size of sultans in her bathroom at the moment. This made me
think …….. Hello that’s a bit odd.
Only yesterday the subject
of spiders the size of an Okapi in bathrooms was mentioned in cyberspace and
now we have them the size of a sultan. Well that is a bit scary, the dog says I am being a whimp and they are completely arm
less and is now rolling about laughing hysterically on the floor. Mum
has in informed me the spiders were not as big as sultan’s they were as big as
raisins, I knew some sort of dried fruit was involved. Mum has added IDIOT
again now.
School was one of those
days when school is school, and writing about it would not generate any interest
what so ever. Even Esmeralda got bored of catapulting the school cat over the
rugby posts with the catapult she found in the woods. I can only assume the
Dodo’s have been trying to fly again. So I have told the dog and he is going
off to talk to them yet again about building catapults.
Now I suspect some people
who do not read my diary everyday might be at a bit lost by now but that is
entirely your own fault, just as well I have not mentioned the Lemmings of
Petrograd ……….AH, I have. Now look I have been distracted; so stop messing
about and pay attention …….MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmm
On the way home from
school on the bus we saw a man who looked just like President Fidel Alejandro
Castro in a local bar in town which is unusual he was waiting for a drink in a
long queue. A Bar Queue or even a Queue Bar ……. (HA HAH HAH ha hahaha hahhah ha
hah hahhaha hahhaha hahah ha). The dog recons my joke is worse than his but mum
has said IDIOTS now.
It is interesting that my
world has always been influenced by the brain wave fluctuations between the so
called real world and my own world in cyberspace but there is also an
increasing influence by the various worlds of cyberspace on my world so things
are all very complex at times.
Oooooooooo by the way dad
had to have a quick trip to see the solicitor about the house move but he had
to use the Einstein Cube because the solicitor is in Austria at the moment in his little
house on the mountain. I do hope you all know about the Einstein Cube and how
it works as it has been a while since I explained it.
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