School was hot and sticky today but the
weather is definitely on the turn I think, and by 5:00 pm there were spots of
rain and the wind was picking up. Even some of the crows and rooks were
circling in the sky practicing their autumn songs again. Luckily the Squirrels have got bored with
singing Tip Toe through the Tulips now and lets face it it’s not the right song
for autumn.
The Geography teacher was
telling us today that the unseasonal weather is all the fault of a Professor
Nessman one of Captain Nessman of the High Seas relatives. Professor Nessman has been working on the
Large Hadron Weather Collider (LHWC) inside a large volcano with huge doors at
the top of it. It is bits like that rather well know one in Switzerland it
even has a Proton Synchrotron Booster and a Compact
Muon Solenoid. The main difference is Professor Nessman’s Collider
creates weather and then the accelerated weather particles are fired high into
the troposphere which then causes a tropospheric ozone transient miss function
resulting in the manipulation of the weather.
The Geography teacher said that the machine
was created by Professor Nessman to wind up a Mr Al Gore because when their
Great Great Great Grandfathers went to school, they fell out big time and so
started the infamous Nessman Gore Feud. Then in recent times The Nessman’s
famous Ice World went bankrupt when Mr Al Gore frightened all the banks into
withdrawing their funding with rumours of Global Warming and the demise of ice
in nature. The result of course was the breaking up of Ice World which had to
go into liquidation and even efforts to float Ice World on the stock market
failed after Mr Gores epic documentary-film .
Anyway Professor Nessman is apparently
rather pleased as Mr Gore (although he always says to the Geography teacher You can CALL ME AL) looks like an
IDIOT.
The dog thinks this must be the most
complex way to get to a Youtube link anyone has ever done. Mum said
IDIOT.
IDIOT.
Fiona Knight The
nice weather has been abruptly switched off, my conspiracy theory continues
with the truth behind "The Trueman Show" , I just feel sorry for the
daffodils that are appearing near to school bank.
On the Bright side Miss
Fionaski it they were Tulips the Squirrels would start singing that song again.
Well that explains the recent hot weather.
ReplyDeleteWould professor Nessman by any chance, have anything to do with the snow predicted for this October?