As you all know there are two events due
fairly soon and I have been discussing both of them in my diary as I prepare.
And so far Miss Fionaski the Famous
Russian Spy, Captain Nessman of the High Seas and Mr H have all in there own
way influenced my own thoughts on one of these . . . . . . . Yes The End of the
World. Well today it is the turn of Mr ESB (A chemist and grower of pineapples who
lives roughly at the top of Snowdon (the mountain not the Lord) but in Texas
Mr ESB 8 December 2012 13:42
I am not sure how weLL birds share food, as
I have neVer eXperimented with them. I did once do an eXperiment with sliced
cheese as an outdoor material of construction. I placed several slices on the
horizontal top side of an old T shaped pipe clothesline pole. The cheese got
veRy hard and lasted several weeks. Ants would crawl around on it eXploring and
eXpiring. For some reason ants died on the cheese. Soon the ants stopped coming
near the cheese of death and did not even attempt to rescue their faLLen
comrades. I would do the eXperiment again, but I didn't want to accidentaLLy
kiLL any ants.
ME 8 December 2012 15:13
I am interested to hear your story of the
cheese and the ants as I have never heard that before. Why would cheese have
this effect on ants or is it something to do with cheese slices in particular
rather than a traditionally made cheese. I like cheese a lot but if I was put
on a cheese slice that was proportionally equal in ratio to that of the ant
and a standard cheese slice, would I die... Maybe the End of the World will be
the result of huge cheese slices falling to Earth from space, which is
certainly something most people would not be expecting. As part of an Alien
invasion it would be very effective as the element of surprise is a key factor
in any battle.
Now I think we can all see
that all the parts are coming together . . . yesterday we had Yod; Yod is almost
certainly a cheese term or my names not Rob. Then there were the Huge Space
Gulls and it is a well know fact that gulls like cheese and as we have rightly
worked out that Space Gulls must be huge, really huge. So to attract the huge
Space Gulls what you need is huge cheese slices, the result of which is us
humans die on the cheese slices or are crushed underneath then they are in turn
eaten by the Space Gulls leaving the planet to be invaded by aliens. SO if you
see large slices of cheese falling out of the sky they are not a present from
Santa, they are a part of an evil plan from aliens to destroy us all.
In other news Man Flu
continues to mess with my head and so I have kept the day simple and started to
prepare for the other big event, Christmas so I created a homemade Christmas
chandelier that will match the Christmas tree and other décor as there is a
chance that Christmas may arrive before the End of the World. Thanks to Mr H it
appears that there is a built in error of 300 years and twenty one days due to
various powers that be in the past messing with the calendar. You see you can’t
even trust a calendar these days….
Ooooo I think I saw a
large cheese slice fall out of the sky today I even got a picture which I will
add later (to FB) or below on the blog
You can see that passing through the atmosphere has started to melt the cheese slice
