Due to the writers (me) new career as a blogging
poet it has become necessary for him (me) to sell his soul to the devil and
accept a bit of advertising and blatant promotion for money in order to make
means meet. Yes even the uncompromising humble poet starving in his rural
bungalow (me) with a family and two greedy cats as well as more birds and squirrels
that you can shake a stick at to feed, has had to swallow his pride and ethics
and turn to the darker side of life. Of course it is for all the right reasons,
one should never sell ones soul to the devil for the wrong reasons, which would
never do. . . I mean just ask most religions and they would entirely agree,
none of them ever sold their souls for trivial things like a new church roof or
a night of naughtiness with young Daisy in a posh hotel (Ok they might have
done that but we all have our moments of weakness).
Anyway today as part of this blogs new darker side
of commercialisation we are reviewing the excellent and extremely popular as
well as great value for money . . . . . Professor Charles Purlieus
Humming-Birds Floating Circus of the Bizarre . . . . . . A truly excellent day out for all the family,
even on a dull and overcast day such as today.
So how was my day at Professor Charles Purlieus
Humming-Birds Floating Circus of the Bizarre, well it was entirely entertaining
as one would expect with its long list of things to see such as Dora the Mud
Wrestler who every day round about three fights four crocodiles at the same time
in a pit of muddy water. With a somewhat strange blow by blow commentary by Morris
the Mynah Bird who enjoys nothing more than insulting visitors and their dress
sense, something visitors seem to relish as they record him for YouTube.
I spent much of the morning in the Museum of human
curiosities where I saw the mummified head of Frankenstein’s Monster, the missing
foot of Long John Silver, one of Count Draculas teeth, the eye of cyclops, the
Invisibles Mans intestines and many other strange things. The highlight of which however must be getting
to ask the worlds most un-identical identical twins questions, well you could
not meet two identical twins who were so un-identical and both seem to be
convinced the other is an imposter. Well they had me convinced and that is for
sure
The pick you own meal from the darkened room of
the beasts of the night was very popular indeed, I have never seen so many bat
burgers being cooked at once and at a modest £5.45 plus fries I would say it
was a bargain.
I was also very impressed with the tap dancing squirrels
and the synchronized goats whose ice skating was as good as any I have ever
seen.
I could go on and on and often do but Professor
Charles Purlieus Humming-Birds Floating Circus of the Bizarre only pay me £2.50
and gave me a free burger and fries so I warned him he only gets the short
review for that. But if you want a memorable
day out, one that will rival anything from Gnome Land to The Museum of Clouds
then I recommend a visit.
Prices start at £6.37
for adults, dogs cost £4.00 and children £28.75. . . . Apparently Professor
Charles Purlieus Humming-Bird is not keen on children as they will learn when
they visit the adventure playground with its grumpy Gibbons and Piranha Fish
