We have arrived at the end of the week, the
end of the half term holidays and I am sure it is getting cooler as time passes
not warmer, I think the fact that some Ski school in the foot hills of
Birmingham is sending dad large sums of money may be a factor in all this cold
weather; that and some deal he has going on with the local coal man makes me
think it is all very suspicious indeed.
One thing I don’t think I have mentioned
yet in my diary which has been happening for a while now the occasional orange
turning up on the grass verge at the side of the road I noticed one today
outside the Castle of the Bishop, there it was just sort of sat there minding
its own business. It is strange because
this is a regular occurrence and sometimes I can see two are three by the side
of the road but never together or in the same place, and this has gone on for a
least a year now. While we were out at
the Castle of the Bishop getting things we also saw Mexican Dave and his large
truck which was sort of blocking the road but only so he could unload a large
consignment of fresh oranges which he was in the process of doing using a fork
lift truck when we arrived at Tough Harries Inn to get our provisions. It is
not often I get waved at by someone in a fork lift.
There is much to be done
outside but as we appear to be in the middle of a mini ice age much of it is
not getting done. There is a point (temperature) at which things get slower, I
am working on a theory that time might even be temperature dependent and at
some point, maybe at a temperature of −273.15°C or lower time will in fact stop. There is much talk
that absolute zero is the point at which things cant get colder but by adding a
wind chill effect it is possible to create a temperature that feels colder than
−273.15°C (Absolute Zero) They are always saying on the BBC weather that it
will be round about freezing tomorrow but with wind chill it will feel more like
-3 so by using a super cooled conductors and a wind machine dad and I have
worked out that we can stop time in his garage.
Stopping time in dads garage may seem silly but
as dad says people often look in the garage windows and it appears he is not
doing anything but he can now tell them why it is; time in the garage is moving
much slower, and that in reality dad is working very fast but from the outside
it will look like he is having a sleep and supping tea, it also explains his
silly woolly hats.
Right I need to warn you I have to go on a long
journey tomorrow to a place called something like Molten Beans to see a man
about certain things that involve things I don’t know about because I have not
been told, I have been offered fish and chips and that is good enough for me
and I am hoping a place (Plaice HAH HAHh hah haha hahahahha haha hah ahhaha ha
) called Molten Beans is warmer that Absolute Zero. But this means I will not be here tomorrow
night, other people will, people who do not write a diary so as my technology
is large and lumpy there will be no diary entry tomorrow. It you are reading
this tomorrow, then I mean today, and if you are reading this after tomorrow I
should be back and normality returned has returned to normal . . . . . . If it has
not then . . . . . . . . . AH
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