I have harvested the next two mushrooms; I
thought the idea was that there would be hundreds of them in the box because
that is what is shown on the lid. But last time there was one and now we have
two. What I need to know now is, is it increasing by one each time or is it
doubling each time……. So will it be three of four in the next crop? Or one,
which seems more likely. I think we can cope with this as long as they remain as
large as plates.
The sky was full of vapour
trails this morning and also tonight on my return home from you know where (or
do you?) The dog says he has three theories
The first theory is, after
Esmeralda’s new world record (with the schools assistance) of sending a goat up
in a rocket higher than anyone else has before. Both the USA
The second theory is that
of Armageddon and the USA
and Russia
In the cases of theory one
and two there is world wide concern about IRAN because as we know Iranian goats
are lighter and more nimble and able to endure much higher temperatures and
Iran rocket technology has seen the suspicious disappearance of several goats.
Finally theory three is. It was a large flock of aircraft returning to the
northern hemisphere after the
mild winter using the spring Easy Jet Stream saving energy by using the
thermals of the Ryanair. The main problem for the flocks of aircraft being the
lack of food on these migratory routes.
We have asked mum about
all three theories and she has said IDIOTS. But she has gone out to see a woman
with embroiders gills? We think it must be the auntie of the man from the telly,
The Man From Atlantis, we haven’t seen him for years but according to the dog, work
just dried up HAHAH Haha hah hhahaha h hahaha haha hah hah ha hah hah hah hah
hah hahah hahahaha hah hahh aha …….. …… Dad said IDIOT?
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