Dam it appears the Department of Demons and Demonic Diseases has depressed dad saying we have a dodgy infestation of the demented Deadly Dormice of Doom in the dinning Room. Disposed of by (Well Dropped) by a Dutch Drunkard from his duffel bag; who had been drinking, and dancing with the dog on the doorstep in the dead of night, celebrating the Death of the Diamond Duchess of Demark in 1871 (hang on I know that year from the A to Z list). The demented Deadly Dormice of Doom have dug down into the dark dank decaying depths of the draughty dungeons (OK the Cellar). Definitely adding to the difficulty and discomfort of a diabolically dodgy drove of deadly doomsday animals and Androids.
Mum says it’s a disgrace and has sent the dog down to dislodge them, (ARNOLD the ANDROID ANARCHIST, the Carnivorous Cave Crab of Cambodia and The demented Deadly Dormice of Doom).
After much discussion and debate and a bit of despair, the dog has disembowelled a couple of the demented Deadly Dormice of Doom who have raised the white flag (a dirty white flag) and are departing dispirited and in dishonour. It appears the Carnivorous Cave Crab of Cambodia is depressed due to a sudden downpour of deep snow (SNOW……..WHAT?????) and the AUTOMATED ALUMINIUM AND ANTIMONY ARTICULATED ARMOUR plated ALBINO ARANEOMORPHAE ANDROID (ARNOLD
ANTHROPOMORPHIC hang on I’m back at A again how did that happen ……..Mum has added IDIOT (sorry Dimwit) …… I blame the snow.
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1871? I don't know that year as well as 1889. It was a Double D year here, as both Dakotas, South and North became states.
ReplyDeleteCharles Babbage, English mathematician and inventor died on the 18th October 1871. A man who I'm sure would enjoy my blog for various reasons. Cant think of anything else really but something must of happened.
DeleteThe Great Chicago Fire started on Oct 8th, lasting a couple days.
DeleteLOVE this! You are a great writer!!!
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Thanks you are very kind. I think I am more of a mad writer really
DeleteDear Rob Z Tobor, STOP MOCKING ME!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely delighting in this diabolically delirious...er sorry...hilarious discourse.
You are a demon of a writer Rob Z and there certainly is no one quite like you!
Mocking I would not do that to folk let along a member of R.A.Ts. I thought the reference (I must make the link) may help to bounce a few folk your way, the original date was 1588 or the like in first draft yesterday and then I though (I KNOW). I have to do this in draft form first or there are even more errors, lots more errors than there are now.
DeleteThe Brain and the hands type at different speeds.
Rob, I read your comment on Lilys blog about us RATS and didn't realise i was letting the team down.
DeleteNot one to let folk down, im going to click on the link at the top of the page and sign up and get cracking... got some cathing up to do i think!
Sugar lumps!
DeleteJust tried the link and it appears to be closed.
*rolls up sleves and squints determindly at the screen*
Right, internet... THIS.IS.WAR!
Sorry Mr H you may not be able to enter the A to Z now because it is all sort of rolling along.
DeleteAnd anyway as we all know in Britain no one likes a Weatherman... HAH AHAHH HAHHA HHA HAHH AHH HAH h h hh hah aah ahh ahh
Can't wait to see what happens when you get to X. I look forward to it very much. But we all know the best word start with 'H' Horrendous is one of my personal favourites.
ReplyDeleteI hope all is well with you and thanks, for stopping for a read.
DeleteHahaha! I did this in the very first A-Z Challenge. The hardest letter was Q :o) good luck!
ReplyDeleteI will be OK with Q
DeleteThis was so great :) Having read the comments, I too am looking forward to Q and X :)
ReplyDeleteNikki – inspire nordic
Yes its trying to avoid the same posts as the practice run in March
Deletethat is a LOT of D's!
ReplyDeletehappy A to Z
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Yep all Done and Dusted
DeleteWill mum call you Egghead now? :)
ReplyDeleteNot me
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