Reuniouns, Proof of Aliens Breeding on Earth and Dogs

Before I return to tell more of the secret mission on the South Wales coast I must first let you know I have been close to the North Wales Coast today on what was a grand reunion for old school friends. I must also add that although I was there it was not a grand reunion for my school and I did not have a clue who anyone was, and they did not know who I was, although they all knew each other. It is odd being at the grand reunion of folk who have not seen one another for up to 40 odd years or so when you have never met them before, but they were all very nice people and I got to have a nice lunch, a hot chocolate and an exciting drive along some of the wettest motorways I have ever been on which was well scary….

So while on the subject of wet scary things I should show you my proof of aliens breeding on the beaches of Saundersfoot in Pembrokeshire, because it is rather convincing. And before anyone thinks I have been tinkering with the picture I can assure you I have not. The only thing I have not worked out is do these aliens remain tiny aliens in which case they can sneak about unseen, after all I did photograph those Nano-Alien spacecraft way back when and those two bits of evidence do rather link up rather well. On the other hand they could grow into huge aliens very fast and pass themselves off as members of the yacht club; in fact could it be the local yacht club is a front for alien activity.

Note the little Alien faces as they emerge from their shells

 One other small thing I noticed about beaches is they have a strange effect on two particular creatures on the planet; both go a bit silly when placed on a nice sandy beach, Humans and Dogs.  Is there a reason for this what is in both men and dogs that makes them run about on beaches digging holes and chasing balls, is the fact that a dog will see man as a god and god is in fact dog backwards significant. Could it be that we both emerged from the primitive earth’s sea millions of years ago at the same time, man throwing his first pointy stick at his prey only to have it returned by a primitive dog wagging his tail and waiting for a treat, did this lead to the hotdog (lead . . . dog . . . Hah HAHHAH ha hah ha hah ha hah ha hah hah ah ah ah ha hhhah hahah ha hah hah ha ha ha hahah ah)      

Seeing a man about a dog, French Fancies and Weddings and MI6

Today has been hot very hot, this is classic British weather not helped by the fact Dad’s weather machine has a jammed transit pin in the precipitated vacuum housing, so the one thing the weather machine can no longer do is precipitate; something I am sure some of you will say is probably for the best.  It has been a funny day of not much happening due to heat but then on the other hand I did not appear to have a lot of time free to not do much in, what with trips to places to see a man about a dog. I was not really seeing a man about a dog, I am using the well known saying to imply I went off to do things that are not very exciting and thought you don’t really want to know all that so I used the old saying . . . . See a man about a dog . . . . Which brings us back to where I started?

I have eaten a couple of French Fancies today (as in Mr Kiplings) and drank tea, I also used a hose pipe to battle some sort of squidgy monster thing that was trying to cross the Zombie defence ditch in the early evening and I ate another French Fancy.

Dad was/is dead pleased today as the solar panels on the roof have generated 27.5 Kilowatts of power, which is enough apparently to bring his half rabbit half android small furry experimental Zombie cute pet with pointy teeth into life for up to two days so a few more days like today and it will be scurrying about the garden just like the real thing (obviously the real one does not have a smoky bottom and sing old music hall songs.

I do have to warn you all that I may not be able to write my diary tomorrow because I am off to a wedding along with the Ghost Writer; it is an old friend of the Ghost Writers daughter who is getting married and the Ghost Writers friend is not keen on weddings. So we are going along to cheer him up and wave at cameras and stand in the wrong place during the official wedding photos so that in years to come people will look at the photo album and say Who are those weird people standing in front of the bride.

Anyway if I am not here tomorrow then you will be reading this still, but at least you know why.

I will return, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon to a cinema near you (sort of).

Ooooooo yes apparently the security forces (MI6, CIA, MI5, FBI and the other one we dont talk about) are all reading my Blog as they say it must be some cunning code........ 


The world is full of interesting blogs some of which sit quietly in the darkest corners of cyberspace  . . . . . . .WAITING

Evidence of Black Holes from the principles of defused parallel light

Today’s weather was sort of average for the time of year today not windy not sunny not wet not warm and not cold, so not really a lot more to say on the subject then . . . . . . I can hear many a person going PHEW again. But while I was out looking at the weather I spotted a blocked hole (sorry a black hole, the blocked hole was ignored today). Now I know it’s Sunday and most of you do not wish to hear about the weather or science but guess what I need to discuss a bit of science now.

As we know black holes are incredibly dense so dense that their gravitational pull will suck in light. So in reality you can’t see a black hole. It gets even more confusing because at a certain distance away from a black hole the light passing it will be bent round the black hole like a magnifying glass and the light from any object behind the black hole will be focused to a point at a certain distance the other side of the black hole (I hope you are all still with me on this). If you are not at the exact focal point of the object but close to it you will get a slightly out of focus image of the object, and as I’m sure you are all aware of the principles of defused parallel light passing through an atmosphere you will all then be aware that the image will form a small cross. ……

So I think I am able to say with some certainty that I did see evidence of a black hole above the house earlier, luckily I was also able to take a photograph of this because I was taking a photograph of the sunset at the time.  Anyway the image moved across the sky as one would expect because the black hole and the object behind the black hole and planet Earth are all moving at different speeds, in fact I would say that was the final conclusive proof.  The dog foolishly suggested it was an aeroplane but he is a dog and dogs have a completely different idea about black holes, the dog thinks the muddy damp cold hole in the garden is a black hole . . . . . . . . . OK it is but it does not suck everything into it including light and me . . . . . . . . OK it does but it not a real black hole . . . . . . . . OK YES YES I know yes it is . . . . . . Ya Sucks Boo…… 

     

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The lost camera and the wrong snow

Today turned into a sort of good news bad news day some days are like that. We woke up this morning to several inches of snow and I thought Well Cool I can make a snow Zombie take photos and do a really interesting diary entry. But things never quite turn out as planned. I did go out and take some photos of the snow first thing, then we thought with it still snowing so heavily we better drive into the great castle of the bishop to get one or two provisions which we were a bit low on such as milk, bread, and snow zombie carving implements, although it turned out snow zombie carving implements were not on mums list (NOT FAIR). So we battled the elements got the required bits and made it back home, it was a tricky drive as the roads had not been gritted and we a bit dodgy to say the least. So on my return home I thought I would take a picture of the road but the bad news was I had lost my camera in the castle of the bishop, however the good news was Mr Harry Tuffin found it and has it safe but the bad news is I cant get it until the road is clear and so don’t have any snow pictures.  Further bad news is that the snow is like powder and it is impossible to make a Snow Zombie anyway so I will wait until the snow is a bit wetter, the good news is that by then I might have my camera back to take a picture of it.

I did stagger about in the snow for a bit and told the dog I am going for a little walk and may be some time to which he said close the door its cold, and the cats hid under the sofa.

It was very annoying not having a camera and not being able to make snow zombies but I think the opportunity will hopefully arise in the next couple of days to do both and further good news is that I was unable to go down the wet muddy hole to dig as it is full of snow. Britain is a strange country because we love weather and it snows from time to time in the winter but as a country things sort of fall apart when it snows and everything has a habit of stopping.

Anyway that is about it for the days diary the bad news is that not much happened but the good news is just think how long it would have been if I did do things

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The E type Jaguar, the medieval chairs and the combine harvester

Today started in a fairly traditional Saturday morning way with a quick trip to the Bishops Castle (he still refuses to come out), where provisions in the form of milk and bread were purchased and a decent newspaper so that we can catch up with the worlds news. I will have to do some politics again soon I think just to prod the world with a pointy stick and see if we can dislodge a snake from a computer. Nothing to do with me by the way, cats are to blame.

We then went to purchase suitable desk chairs for the slowly emerging orange room. Luckily we found the ideal things, a pair of highly carved but slightly battered medieval oak desk chairs. They are well cool and will fit in perfectly to a bright orange room with a 13ft X 3ft 6 inch desk in it and a computer with a snakes head sticking out of the front fan vent.

As we arrived home however waiting to turn right onto our drive we had to wait for a convoy of vehicles, but not just any vehicles. This was the classic ‘you don’t see a bus for hours on end then twenty five of them all turn up at once’, only it was not buses, it was classic E type Jaguars…….. Now how cool is that, it was the most E type Jaguars I  have seen in one place in years. I ran off to get the camera once they passed because I reckoned there must be at least one straggler some where a bit behind. One thing I know about E types is they may be cool looking and hell to park but they are rather unreliable, even when new they were a bit fickle and some of these cars are now fifty years old.

I did not have to wait long because a few minutes or so later three more passed and I did manage to get pictures of the beasts……. WELL COOL.

After a game of Paper Scissors Stone I found myself sorting some electrics out after lunch and then fitting the top to the desk of the Orange room. It is sort of fitted in as much as it is the right size and in its final resting place, but not yet screwed down.

And a short time ago a large combine harvester arrived in the field next to us to do some work, I assume combining the harvest, or maybe having a race with a tractor with a strange array of massed wire comb things that also turned up. The dog has an each way bet on the combine harvester which to me is cheating bearing in mind there are only two things racing about the field.

Ooooo yes and loads of butterflies today (why are they called butterflies. The only flies that land on butter are ordinary house flies and that big thing with the teeth and pointy tail (the DOG HAHAHAHAHh hahah hahh ha hahahahhah hahah ah hah hahahhaha hhahha )  

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