The Prime Minister (British) said today it is not the size of the dog in the fight it
is the size of the fight in the dog well the dog disagrees with that he
said when Mr Johnson’s dog (A Pekingese) had a fight with the large
flesh eating dinosaur, the dinosaur ate it. Mum agreed and said IDIOT and I don’t
think she was talking about the dog or the dinosaur or even Mr Johnson either
this time.
Still as mum says it could be worse and the economy could be in
the hands of politicians …………..AH
Well I for one didn’t even
know there was any flesh eating dinosaurs about. Only dads Steam Powered Tyrannosaurs
Rex that he built for Halloween last year; or was it the year before that. Anyway
that is not important right now. What is interesting is that there appears to
be a real one that ate someone’s dog. The dog says there is only dads Steam
Powered Tyrannosaurs Rex which he built for Halloween last year and during the
test trials it sort of…………..………….AH.
The Rooks and Crows were
very active in the early evening and with good reason as the weather has gone
dead horrible and Yuk and wet, I think this may well be the proper start of
winter now, it is also very very very dark …. COOL.
It also appears that it
was mum and dads wedding anniversary today they have been married for something
like 127 years now according to dad. Not sure that is actually right as mum has
hit him round the head with the Armadillo toaster and said IDIOT. Anyway it is
a long time because dad recons he was youngish sort of maybe, and did brave
things, and smiled at people, and was nice to them when they got married. SO it
must be ages ago then, He says he did remember their anniversary but his plans
to build a new flat pack IKEA house as a surprise was scuppered by two things.
The first was they did not
supply the Allen key in the flat pack kit and dads old (imperial measure) tools
were the wrong size, so dad was muttering about fangled metric stuff being
silly. The second problem was a missing wall, that is quite a large problem in
a kit house particularly when it is a supporting wall, although the man on the
phone said they would send one in the post first class (the missing wall is
called Krumblewal, dad is not
happy with the name but that’s IKEA for you.
A third problem was that
dad in the end thought the design was not very nice and looked like a box; in
fact it looked just like the box the parts came in so he threw the wrong one
away and Harry the Cat and Sooty the Cat are now squatting in the box and
refusing to come out. Cats can be very territorial
once they set up home in a box.
No comments:
Post a Comment