Thursday, 25 April 2019

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter V


Well V means its time to repeat (yet again) an old favourite of mine . . . . Yes I know what you are thinking, but I do like this post it always amuses me and I wrote it. . . Well my hands did, I still dont know where my hands got the idea from but that is hands for you.


“VHAT do you VANT” said the VAMPIRE to the VOLE.

“What”? Said VICTOR the VOLE.

“For a start off those are not V words” said VICTOR.

VICTOR the VOLE was very good at words and knew all his VERBS and VOWELS.
The VAMPIRE was very displeased because he was being criticized by a little VOLE and he shouted “I VILL bite VOU and VURN VOU into a VOMBIE, VES a VILE VITTLE VOMBIE”.

“A VOMBIE “ said the VOLE “surely you mean a Zombie”.

“VOMBIE VOMBIE VATS VHOT I VED” said the VAMPIRE, who was VERY angry; so angry he bit VICTOR the VOLE on the neck.


And VICTOR the VOLE said “I suppose you VINK that’s VUNNY”.

And they both laughed hysterically as a cow jumped over the VOON.


Wednesday, 24 April 2019

THe 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter U


Remember that famous race between the Mallard Duck and the Mallard Train I have mentioned on previous letters of the Alphabet. The one on the 3rd July 1938 where the Duck lost in a photo finish. Well it is a very little known fact that in Holland a few years later a very similar race took place only in that case the Duck won. Which is why it was all hushed up and removed from the history books. At the time it was a total embarrassment for the Dutch Railways and passengers waiting on platforms would often make quacking noises if trains arrived at the station late, much to the annoyance of the railway staff. So the Dutch decided that they needed to undertake a plan to deal with this and so they adapted Plan U (U was a hint at the Duck problem)

You don’t believe me do you; well Google Plan U and see what Wikipedia has to say about Plan U  (go on try it) you will be surprised and you will probably stop and think . . . Maybe he is not mad after all. 

After all that’s what they said about Rumpelstiltskin and look what happened to him . . . . . . .


I cant remember why I drew this 
But is was rather a long time ago

Tuesday, 23 April 2019

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter T


‘Are we there yet’ . . . I can hear my brain saying. This alphabet thing is longer than you think when you are doing your best to keep a slightly bewildered and restless crowd amused via the magic of the Internet. Luckily there is now a light at the end of the tunnel, a tunnel that is full of soot and a rather annoyed Duck who is also heading towards the light at fair old speed which I estimate to be in the region of 126 mph (203 km/h) or there about.

Now you will be wondering about Plan T . . .  I suspect.  Well tonight I have abandoned my Plan and have Planned a Tea Break instead. This is the great virtue of the A to Z Challenge we can just say Ya Sucks Boo and make up our own rules and do our own thing. I mean if folk think . . . . I’m not reading this. . . . Well so be it

Hang on where has everyone gone?

The Front Garden on one of its better days

Full of Plan T's

HAHAH hah aha ha ha haha ha ha ha hah 
a hah ah h ahhahahah ah h hhaa 
a hahahha haha hahhaha h
a aha hahahah ahahhah 
h aha ha h h ha 
a haha hah
ha ha ha ha 
a ha h
a h
ha ha
. . . 

Monday, 22 April 2019

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . .Letter S


This is the tale of Plan S . . . Plan S is not just any old plan.   No this is a proper plan as listed in that font of all knowledge Wikipedia, something I suspect none of you were expecting; I know I wasn’t. Now when I say not expecting I am referring to a real Plan S, not Wikipedia. OK I’m sure many of us were not expecting Wikipedia before it popped up on the internet like a Duck in a Duck pond, but that was a long time ago now. However I thought it best to clarify the point (But not in a Butter sort of way)  

OK yes back to Plan S. Right then I guess it would be possible to say Plan S was also an Unexpected Plan.. The added bonus to Plan S is the fact it’s a fancy science based plan which if I get the general drift right will make Science from across the globe available to all those who need it. So also a font of all knowledge a bit like Wikipedia, only for scientists. This would mean that the science establishment involved in key research such as for example the inner workings of the mind of the Duck would have access to all scientific research on Ducks. .  . . . . . . . . . . . . 

One Small Step for Man, One Giant Quack for Ducks

Homemade Paper Pirate Ships
Yes they really dont have any link with Ducks

But Docks Do
And Docks and Ducks
Look remarkably similar to someone with dodgy Eyesight