Mr Price
was a little perplexed this
morning by a flock of Poisonous Peruvian
Puff Pigeons perching on the poles
of his Prized Pagoda, they are
rather Partial to Pecking Pink Petunias which Mr Price has in perfusion in pots
on his patio.
So as a result of us feeding the birds Peanuts,
means an almost certain probability
of the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons
Pestering Mr Price. The paradox was that the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons perching on
the poles of Mr Prices Prized Pagoda were Perplexed by him leaping up and down
flapping his arms about while wearing a pink
pullover.
In the end he grabbed a
megaphone and was shouting Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled
peppers Peter Piper picked. But as the dog said the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons are Peruvian and don’t have a Cooooo what he is saying before falling
about in hysterics (the dog not the POISONOUS
PERUVIAN PUFF PIGEONS).
I have been put to practical use today and moving the last items out of Napoleon
Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop on what is the last day and
the sign is now plucked from its position above the window. People were pointing, PROGNOSTICATING
and protesting and saying Please Please stay. But Mr Beelzebub
said its OK I will arrange a party
full of Pyrotechnics, pestilence
and putrefaction and Pelicans. And all the people went ……………..AH.
As a small present Mr Beelzebub presented me with a prestigious Pre-Raphaelite Petrified Porcupine in a pine and polypropylene presentation case he did say that sadly the
original glass had been pinched
so it was now plastic. He did
however know a professional plumber
who could replace the plastic
with glass and putty, properly.
Dad is planning to fit an old prehistoric looking Pitch Pine door to his shed (or Play Pen as mum calls it). He was pottering about in the play pen (sorry shed) today and has
made a High Pressure Steam powered
pneumatic pre-programmable Platypus using Platinum
for Mr Price, as the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons live in
perpetual fear of the Platypus which I would like to point out in passing is also Poisonous
Anyway enough of being profound I most pitter patter off to other projects,
Politics and Pilchard Pizza
……………. YUM
The Lemmings of PETROGRAD say
……….. POWER to the PEOPLE
And I would like to say to
Ian the Musical Hat Maker ………… HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr IAN
OK that’s plenty for one night.
This is my very good friend Miss Fionski the Famous Russian Spy who has nothing to do with the letter P but It is nice to show that the main characters and events of my story are all based on the truth
.
I kid you not--after I finished reading this I had to get up and go pee-pee.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the song by Brinsley Schwarz. I'd heard of them but don't recall ever hearing their music. Sounds like a group that I'd enjoy.
Lee
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DeleteIan is a very good friend we have know him for years.
I have voted by the way for my Fav Vid
You must be knackered after all those P's.
ReplyDeleteThe P's was OK but Q was a bit trickier
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