Mushroom Moussaka with Minced Meerkat Marinated in Melted
Marshmallow and Marmalade Milkshake
for tea YUM. Me and the dog said we might
have seconds but Mum said mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm No …… …… ………NOT FAIR.
We went to school this Morning in a Maserati driven by Martin
the Mechanic, a Master of Meccano and reputedly a magnificent
Morris Dancer, although he can be a bit melancholy and Moody.
Particularly with forty two pupils in the Motor
car and one Monitor Lizard (Mikes).
The Head Master was Mortified today because he had just Mentioned his Memo
saying no More Madness or Mass Hysteria during Assembly when Movement in the Maths block meant
it all started again. A Monstrous
Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster Manifested itself in front of Mr Mathews the Maths Master which had him Mesmerized
for a minute until both him and
the majority of Class MI6B Managed to run screaming like Madmen into the meandering paths of the Massive
shopping centre a mile from the
school. They did upset some Missionary Monks from Mongolia after the mishap with the Molotov cocktail and the Mistle
thrush when Mr Mathews the Maths Master Mistakenly
mistook the Mistle Thrush
for a Missile from the Monstrous
Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster, but in moments of madness
it is an easy mistake.
Meanwhile Esmeralda was modifying her Mouse Mincing Machine which she insisted would mince a million mice a minute,
which I thought might be a mite messy and Morbid. Her modifications as if by magic meant her Mouse Mincing Machine became a Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster/Mouse Mincing
Machine. Esmeralda is not a modest
person and was shouting ME ME ME ME ME ME ME I WILL MINCE THE MONSTER.
But before she could the Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian
Monster came to a grinding halt when Mohair
from the School Mascot the goat
(the Mountain Goat) got trapped
in its Mechanical Mechanism.
Esmeralda said it made a Mockery of
her Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning
Martian Monster/Mouse Mincing Machine so she catapulted the school Mascot, the Goat into the old Castle Moat.
After which it all became
very mundane and misty so we all went home.
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OH OH OH! This just keeps getting better and better!
ReplyDeleteMy ABSOLUTE favourite so far!!
Many thanks Miss Lily I think N will be a little more difficult and I am not looking forward to X as in.
DeleteThis is an X parrot.
But I have a master plan for Z
In my head, you're shouting all the words in CAPITALS, which for some reason makes me think of tourettes.
ReplyDeleteEntertaining as usual!
That works for me although I don't shout personally well maybe the odd N word later
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