The legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS and a Jaguar XJ12 cabriolet Automatic

I have been outside all day and it has been a beautiful day the sun shining and lovely and warm just like June. In fact I have Just got in from a long walk exploring the Woods. Or as we are calling them today, The JungleS that run next to The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence. 

After a great start first thing with a huge bowl of Coco pops and cream in a jug, me and the dog thought we should consult the JULES Verne Pocket Oracle and Prophecy Machine (we have not used that in ages) and it said “you will meet something NEW Today in the Jungle).

So we followed The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence to the Junction with the Pool of JeJune where the JULES Verne Pocket Oracle and Prophecy Machine had predicted we would see the NEW Thing, I even had my camera with me. So we sat and waited then me and the dog Jumped up scaring some Jays and Jackdaws who flew off in a jaunty way jabbering and jeering.  But we had seen the beast the legendary Jurassic Jiganticius Jolliscaryius to give it is Latin name although it was just a juvenile. The locals just call it Jaws. Apparently they were thought to be extinct but they have been seen if Java and Japan and are said to eat Jerboa (rats on an R day) and Japonica and are jolly partial to Jelly babies. The dog said it looked like a Jabberwocky and we estimated its length about the same as an average Jehovah’s Witness or a Jester from the reign of James the second,  or Jack Johnson (?). 

With a bit of Jiggery Pokery I got a photo (not the best photo but I was Jinxed I think), still Job done so you must make your own Judgements, I shall let you be the Jury on the Photo of the legendary Jurassic Jiganticius Jolliscaryius (Jaws)

On the journey back  home to play Jazz on a Jews Harp the dog said he saw a Jaguar But I said we might get lemmings and Porcupines in the Jungles in Britain but not Jaguars so I thought it was a Joke. However as he pointed out it was a metallic green cabriolet XJ12 automatic Jaguar. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . HA HAH HAHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH ah haha hah hah hah hahahah hahahahah hahah ahah. ……..Mum Just said IDIOT  

Ooooo By the way Happy Birthday JANE.

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