After an Ordinary
start to the day and an Ostrich
egg Omelette, school started in an
ordered way with the Oslo Ocarina Orchestral ensemble
playing Offenburg ’s Overture “Ode to the opossum”.
I am not a fan of over elaborate ostentatious music but it could have
been worse they have been known to play covers of the Osmond’s. Still I found myself distracted by Ollie with a Ouija board in a orange
overcoat at the back of the Hall going
Ooooooooooo is there anybody out there send me an Omen.
The headmaster was
outraged when he spotted Ollie
and threw an Oyster at him (an Oyster?.........Odd). Anyway after Origami
in the art lesson where I made an Osprey
and an orang-utan and then a bit
of science using the Oscilloscope
to prove that a Octagon Obelisk
in an omnipresent state is
subject to Osmosis.
I was shocked to find we
had been ordered to spend the
afternoon Orienteering. Well do I
look like an Orienteer, No I am
more the Open University sort of Operative and opposed to all optimistic
running about with a map.
Once everyone was
lined up we were off, the more Olympian, Old school tie Omnivorous when OFF into the distance,
but I had an Outside bet that Olive the Old Lady from the Oslo
Ocarina Orchestral ensemble would outwit
them all. And sure enough by half way she had overtaken
all and one the race (yes yes I
know) with ease. Making me an Overnight
millionaire.
So after a trip home on an old 97 horsepower London Transport
diesel engine OMNIBUS I celebrated with roast OWL sandwiches
Meanwhile the dog was out with the Oxyacetylene equipment and Ouzo
cutting up the phone box and telling passers by he was being an Oxymoron …….Mum said IDIOT
I could go ON and ON and ON
and ON ……..but we are going OUT for a meal at The Sun thanks to Miss Tiggy and Mr.
Chris.
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And Happy Birthday Sally
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Wait...who was in the orange overcoat? Ollie or the Ouija board?
ReplyDeleteWell you are right about that it could be either but it is these small errors that make having this practice run A to Z all worth while.
DeleteAs the old saying goes "Walking Blind Fold among the Cactus is Just A Stab In The Dark"
Take care Miss Lily