School today, and what a nice sunny day it
was well up to the point we all left school (why does it do that). School is
good for today for one very good reason it allows me to use the letter “E” on
my A to Z challenge test run. Yes school means E for EDUCATION something every
human being needs to some degree (Education,
Degree HA HAH HAHAH HAH Hah hahh hah hha …… sorry about that) in order to
survive on planet EARTH.
Without EDUCATION as the
dog likes to tell me, us humans would not have managed to mess up the climates
ECO system and make a huge number of life forms Extinct.
As he also likes to
EXPLAIN; dogs are fundamentally stupid (Except
him) and they have never been responsible for any Extinctions or climate change or using up all the worlds resources
or the atomic bomb or Fleas. I think he slips that last one in hoping no one
notices.
I was telling the English Teacher Mr Evans about the A to Z and he said he
would help WELL COOL but he then gave as an English
Exam (DAM …….sorry that was yesterday). Esmeralda was far from happy about that and exterminated my Exercise book. Esmeralda
hates exams. Even I am not a fan really; the English teacher did say it was Ever so extremely easy. After we finished, we then had Entomology that should have been easier but Esmeralda hates earwigs
so instead of the traditional dissection of the little critter she used Explosives, a lot of explosives creating a enormous explosion.
The deputy headmaster, Mr
Watson was not happy he had exchanged
his normal outfit for a Sherlock Holmes outfit as he was off to a fancy dress party
and in a bit of a rush so as he passed the class room he stormed in and shouted
What sort of a school do you all think
this is? ……………. ………….. …………. Well there was only one answer to that and
we all shouted back Elementary my dear
Watson …………….. …………… HA HAHAHH ahh ahha hah hah hahah ahahh ha hah hah
ahh hah h hah hhah hahhhah ha
The Entomology teacher added this is an EX-Earwig
The END
.
ooo just in case you are thinking why this song ....no reason except the White Falcon
You inspired me to do some letter E work since its the bEst letter in the bet that has been alpha'd.
ReplyDeleteA) E is the fifth letter of the alphabet, and its the fifth letter in the words "a five"
B) E is a letter that looks like it has three jets just waiting to push it leftward.
C) E is a versatile letter through rotation. Clockwise 90 deg it becomes M, another 90 it becomes a 3, and lastly, one more time, W.
My eyes are sleepy now, must zzzz.
Everyone likes the Einstein Equation starting with E too
ReplyDeleteIt ends with two too
DeleteTiny high 2 hard to see
That means C times C
Nothing like a few
Einstein rhymes to be cloggin'
Your fuzzy noggin'