Dad promised to take me to school in a Z Car, not the classic 1960’s television show but a Zonda…… WELL COOL. Well I thought it was going to be a Zonda only it turned out to be a Ford Zodiac …….AH. We were hardly going to zoom to school, although dad did hit a Zedu (an Ox) at the Zebra Crossing and somebody in a Zoot suit with a Zither. As dad said you should never dither with a Zither.
Then the head master said we were all going to the Zoological gardens today and maybe the Zoo, on the school bus driven by Mr Zackary the New Zealand Zoology teacher, to celebrate the end of the Alphabet….
Then the head master said we were all going to the Zoological gardens today and maybe the Zoo, on the school bus driven by Mr Zackary the New Zealand Zoology teacher, to celebrate the end of the Alphabet….
Despite everyone buying a novelty Zeppelin model in the shape of a Zebra at the ZOO and then finding out it was a no fly Zone (although there were some who thought they may have just banned Flies), there were very few Z’s about.
So we decided to do one of my famous film re-enactments, this time it was James Bond and the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar. Where Tim played Zorro the evil arch villain, Esmeralda played Zelda the arch villains Floozy and Me as Jamezzz Bond, Hero (well its my story so Ya Sucks Boo) and everyone else played the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar egg-zept the Headmaster
So we decided to do one of my famous film re-enactments, this time it was James Bond and the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar. Where Tim played Zorro the evil arch villain, Esmeralda played Zelda the arch villains Floozy and Me as Jamezzz Bond, Hero (well its my story so Ya Sucks Boo) and everyone else played the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar egg-zept the Headmaster
It would be difficult to write the entire plot so here is a small extract
Zorro ……. Zo Mr Bond I have Zoo trapped in zee pit of Zombies HAH HAHAH HAH hah ah aha hhah hah hahh
Bond…….. Your evil plot will never work Zorro
Zelda……. HAH Hah ahh ah hhah hahah
Zorro……. Zee Zoo Zombies will Zuck zee brains ouT of Zore Z (head), Mr Zond (Bond)
Bond……. I think you will find that I am repellent to Zoo Zombies I have been injected by none other than ”Z” who replaced “M” last year.
Zorro….. “M” waz replazed by” Z”. I waz not told Ziss, Zelda; Y did you not inform Uz of Zis
Zelda….. Don’t blame me Zorro, What with Feed the Zoo Zombies, Get Zee Car. DO Zis, Do Zat, Flutter My eyez at zee Zero’s (sorry Hero’s) etztra etztra.
Zorro…… Ziss iz of no import-zance. Zee Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar will Zip (Rip) Zoo apart anyway Mr ZOND (Bond)…. Get Zim Zombies HAHAHAH hah ah hah ah hah ha hah hahah hah hhahah hha.
Zelda….. Hahah hah hah ah hah hah hahah hhahahahhhhah ha
Zoo Zombies AAAAuuuuuuuuughgghghggggghhhhhh zzz Auuuuugghhhhhh and so on
Headmaster ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
TO BE CONTINUED:- (30th April) unless I can think of something better?
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Yaay! I have enjoyed Mr Rob Z, watching your transition from A-Z, in writing from A-Z...hold on...I've confused myself.
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Many Thanks Miss Lily it will be interesting to see what happens when all 1400 blogs start doing the A to Z in a couple of days time
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