Saturday, 24 March 2012
The Werewolf and the Warthog, Walking in the Woods
The Weather has been beautiful today just like the middle of summer. Luckily here in the West on the Welsh borders we still have plenty of Water. Over on the east it is predicted to become a waste land where wildebeest will wander the wild dusty wilderness known to the Workings Classes as The Home Counties or
or was it Wilmslow. Wessex
Me and the dog went wandering in the woods looking for Werewolf’s, there have been whispers of the whereabouts of a white werewolf which eats whelks and Wild Waterfowl. We did find a Whippet that went Woof Woof Grrrrr Woof, and then the Wicked Witch of the West said What whimsical young Whippersnapper winds his way Westerly HAH HAHAH Hah ha hah hhahahah ahh aahha hah aha ha hah ahah aha hahaha ha…….. …… Wise Words I will Waffle in my Wigwam ………… Wing of Wagtail, wool of wood worm, Worchester sauce in a worn out Welly and a glass of Wine and a wasp; I wave my wand and…………………………….. Ah…… What Went Wrong there then? The dog Whispered IDIOT
Me and the Dog left the Wild Witch of the West Writing and worrying and saying these new Spells on Wikipedia are worthless what Will o the Wisp wrote this.
Then a wary Worthog watching, wrinkled his face and said Who are you? And from whence do you walk. We explained we Were WereWolf Warriors of the Welsh Borders, but he said it was far too warm for WEREWOLF'S and it was a wild goose chase to continue , although he had seen a Wombat.
We returned home then to watch Whirligig beetles in the pond and eat Waffles and Whipped Whey and watercress and generally waste our time
Talking of time it is time to go. ……… X tomorrow ?