Tuesday, 13 March 2012

LEMONADE and a LATTÉ and LEMMINGS in LEOTARDS.


We went the long way to school today, in a lorry (the bus had faulty lights) lumbering along the lanes with Larry the driver navigating using only the values of Latitude and longitude on his Sat-Nav. 

It was a fairly Light-hearted if a lethargic lazy day at school listening to lectures on Logistics, Laparoscopy and Laparoscopic Surgery, Linguistics and Language, Roy Lichtenstein and Lemmy from Motorhead.

 Lionel and Leslie spent the day hunting leopards in the library. They said they spotted one in the Latin section but LOST it in the Left wing section of the Politics department between Lenin and the Liberal leaders of the last century.  

On returning home after school to a glass of Lemonade and a LATTÉ and listening to the dog who is only speaking in Latin, we went to see the Lemmings of Petrograd. Now as we all know Petrograd was renamed Lemmingrad in 1924 after the great battle where the Lemmings under their commander Leon T Lemming overcame overwhelming odds to keep control of the city lights. Losing is not a word LEMMINGS Like. The Lemmings have the hearts of Lions, and are a Law unto themselves, listening only to their own leader.



The Lemmings of Lemmingrad as they will be know tonight are celibrating the Letter L by Leaping off a Large Cupressocyparis leylandii, in Lime and Lemon Leotards juggling Lampreys and Lungfish. The dog says it’s a Lovely sight but he is Lying a Lot 

Anyway after leaving the Lemmings we have returned to the Lounge (the Living room) and are Listening to Led Zeppelin eating Lemon Meringue Pie and lasagna. That’s me and the dog eating Lemon Meringue Pie and lasagna, not me and the dog Listening to LED Zeppelin eating it.

I am worried about the dog though he is wearing Lipstick ……… Mum has said IDIOT 
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Ooooo , By the way if you have not visited the blog of Miss Lily yet then do have a look at
http://theincoherentramblingsofasingleparent.blogspot.com/ 

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    1. I will try, the hardest letters are yet to come

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  2. Oh my word! I'm actually feeling quite knackered, (excuse my language) after reading that. Wow!

    And this is why Rob Z, you are my mostest favouritest, slightly eccentric R.A.T in all of cyberspace.

    And thank you for the mention kind sir (doffs cap and pulls fetlock) but I'm betting that everyone is getting sick and tired of me by now. Haha! ;0)

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    1. Many thanks Miss Lily. Remember you write a cool Blog so no one is sick of it yet. And feel free to make any comments you like on mine at any time

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