The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
LEMONADE and a LATTÉ and LEMMINGS in LEOTARDS.
We went the long way to school today, in a lorry (the bus had faulty lights)
lumbering along the lanes with Larry the driver navigating using only the values of Latitude and longitude on his Sat-Nav.
It was a fairly Light-hearted if a lethargic lazy day at school listening to lectures on Logistics,
Laparoscopy and Laparoscopic
Surgery, Linguistics and Language, Roy Lichtenstein and Lemmy
Lionel and Leslie spent the day hunting leopards in the library. They said they spotted one in the Latin section but LOSTit in the Left wing section of the Politics department between Lenin and the Liberal leaders of the last
On returning home after
school to a glass of Lemonade and
a LATTÉ andlistening to the dog who is only
speaking in Latin, we went to see
the Lemmings of Petrograd.
Now as we all know Petrograd was renamed Lemmingrad
in 1924 after the great battle where the Lemmings
under their commander Leon T Lemming
overcame overwhelming odds to keep control of the city lights. Losing is not a word LEMMINGS Like. The Lemmings
have the hearts of Lions, and are
a Law unto themselves, listening only to their own leader.
The Lemmings of Lemmingrad as they will be know tonight are celibrating the Letter L by Leaping off a Large
Cupressocyparis leylandii, in Lime and Lemon Leotards juggling Lampreys
and Lungfish. The dog says it’s a
Lovely sight but he is Lying a Lot
Anyway after leaving the Lemmings we have returned to the Lounge (the Living
room) and are Listening to Led Zeppelin eating Lemon Meringue Pie and lasagna. That’s me and the dog eating Lemon Meringue Pie and lasagna, not me and the dog Listening to LED Zeppelin eating it.
I am worried about the dog
though he is wearing Lipstick ………
Mum has said IDIOT