THERE'RE BACK . . . . . . Well
when I say back I’m not entirely sure they have been here before although Mr
Jones says they have, and he knows these things even though the general view is
he is as mad as a hatter. Yes last night
after going to bed what should start happening but those lights again a rather
strange and eerie glow round the house, and despite me getting up to
investigate I could not work out what it was. Then as I decided to return to
bed who should I spot hiding in the shrubs watching the lights but Mr Jones, it
is not like Mr Jones to hide he is usually running about naked with his large
sign saying I am your Friend; as I have said many times before. But it
appears that on this occasion the aliens are according Mr Jones seriously
unfriendly aliens known as the Rat people (from Eaglefleebite 7) who look like
twenty five foot long Rats. Well that sounds unfriendly to me, apparently they
eat all your skirting boards at night plus your legs and maybe your nose and
will chew the odd finger too. So if you wake up in the morning with no skirting
board a chewed nose and the odd limb missing you will know it was the Rat
People of Eaglefleebite 7 lead by their notorious leader Big Boris.
I would like to reassure
the public that the Rat People of Eaglefleebite 7 are not the same as the
members of RATs (the Radical Abstract Thinkers) who do not go about eating
the skirting boards in folks houses so
don't start shouting at us and throwing stuff at us like cheese (not unless it
is a good strong cheddar). Us members of RATs (the Radical Abstract Thinkers)
have enough problems with our own arch enemy the CATs (the Common Average
Thinkers) who start terrible rumours that we make stuff up and exaggerate and
that my diary is nonsense and that there is a really boring explanation for all
the lights at night and that a twenty five foot long Rat Person from
Eaglefleebite 7 would not fit through
the front door of the average house so it is unlikely to eat skirting boards and
that at best would be a ordinary mouse that say a cat (as in a real fluffy
cat) got bored with and gave it a few minutes to try and escape before biting
its head off. You see those CATs (the Common Average Thinkers) have no
imagination and will never get to meet huge rat based alien life forms with
pointy teeth from Eaglefleebite 7 that eat folk, and they will live to regret
that one day . . . . . . . . . . . . I think?
For one moment there, I thought this was a reference to the Mayor of London. Now that's a Rat for you. You are a Radical Abstract Thinker!
ReplyDeletePawsitive wishes,
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)
Hello Mr G and Penny. I appear to be a terrible typist, but I am working on the errors. I bet the Mayor of London does not have to do his own typing. Its OK for some
DeleteI am just glad I am not a BAT, below average thinker. As far as eating, I just consumed fried cheese sticks at the diner. WeLL, it is back to work soon.
ReplyDeleteHahaha-I resumed reading and then saw your cheese reference. I must go back to work as some of the patrons are starting to sing along loudly to the juke box.
DeleteAh, eXperiencing severe sadness when getting down to the last (out of six) cheese sticks. Plus irritation of receiving too much coffee when I clearly said no - twice.
DeleteI like BAT . . . I also thought of MAT (a Master Abstract Thinker).
DeleteCheese sticks are good, but I prefer Tea to Coffee. . . . . I am almost up to date with my comments.
I am proud of you for getting almost up to date. I have recently started studying about superintelligent machine and the end of humans once they take over. Of course now that I have posted this comment then the superintelligent machines wiLL read your blog and designate me as an enemy combatant. So instead of a zombie apocholypse, I imagine it will be a microprocessor one, so my new word cpucholypse, or pronounced c-p-u-co-lips. Now I wonder if the superintelligent machines will use my new word to describe their situation, or if they may just go with "we one", which is binary logic for, we are on, and also their punny way of saying, "we won".
DeleteI sud denly realized that by congratulating you for almost getting caught up with replying to comments that I accidentaLLy put you farther behind. Oh, thats how the terrorists win.
DeleteLuckily us everyday humans have a trick that superintelligent machines and terrorists can't deal with. . . . .
DeleteI can answer all comments with . . . . The Seagulls are fishing in the duck pond on Saturday we will go and eat a cake in the shoe shop.
Yes, superintelligent machines and terrorists can't deal with total nonsense and will see hidden messages in my gibberish and of course there are none. . . nudge nudge say no more, a nod is as good as wink to a blind Aardvark . . . .
I a gree. I wonder if Superintelligent Machines can handleXcessive spaces between and not between word s. With satellites looking down from inner outer space they could see most everything but rather fuzzily. They will probably incorporate drones into their strategies.
DeleteWe are starting to sound like we should be sat in a French cafe in about 1900 wearing black clothes and fixing the world. . . .
DeleteI would not have let World War I go on for as long as it did. It would have been known as World War Half.
DeleteI bought a book about Superintelligent Machines taking over as a Kindle download directly to my iPad in just a few seconds, the transaction and download was maybe a minute, but probably less than a minute. So that is kinda proof that Super AI hasn't taken over just yet, or "they" or "it" would not have let me read a book about them taking over.
(Purchase) from Amazon.com - the real giant Super AI.
DeleteOur Final Invention: Artificial Intelligence and the End of the Human Era by James Barrat. So he says that AI is an error that when cause the end of our era, hahahahaha
DeleteSorry, will not when ... that will cause
DeleteAh, maybe Windows XP computers, the Zombies of the Logic Gate World, wiLL save us from the Super Artificial Intellgents.
DeleteDamn CATS. And twenty foot rats.
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