Who would have believed
it, just a couple of weeks ago the world was looking forward to a friendly
competition among nations where everyone was equal and it was down to the skill
and tactics of the various teams to do their best in a game of two halves. Then
we had the shock that certain teams were playing Androids to enhance their
chances of winning. This news was closely followed by the news that those
countries without the technical know how to build fancy Androids were playing
members of the Undead such as Vampires and other creatures of fiction. But
despite all the headlines the public gritted their teeth and continued to
support their favourite team, football is a bit like that folk follow teams
despite almost everything.
Then it was discovered
that behind the scenes the Androids of the Knights Templar are convinced that
the World Cup is in fact The Holy Grail and are plotting to steal it and return
it to its rightful place (A secret cavern deep underground I suspect). Adding
to the ever growing complexity of the story it turns out an evil genius is
controlling many of the Androids on the pitch, replacing the entire team of the
Netherlands in order to get
hold of the World Cup before the Androids of the Knights Templar, yes the Netherlands are
programmed to win. (I hope you are still with this, the plot is going to get
even more complex) This evil genius (me) will then use the World Cup (The Holy
Grail) to rule the world.
However all has not gone
to plan, my own plans got accidently leaked early and some of the Androids are
not playing as well as expected, but it appears that there is yet another force
attempting to influence the outcome of the 2014 Brazil World Cup. It has been revealed in the last twenty four
hours or so that Cameroon
are using Voodoo to manipulate games. The famous Ma-Ginti Tribe of the Cameroon
are using their powerful High Priests, the fabled Goat Men of the Ma Ginti to
put spells on players, teams and even Evil Genius’s to ruin things in what is
said to be a huge gambling scam.
This World Cup is getting
more complex than a Raymond Chandler thriller, how is an Evil Genius meant to
deal with both the Androids of the Knights Templar and Goat men performing
Voodoo and singing their terrible songs.
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OH!!! Iwas severely CONNED-fused because I thought the World Cup was a new fictional teleBision show with actors and such. I had no idea that people were reaLLy running around competing with each other, mainly another team.
ReplyDeleteOh, neVer mind, I just found out I was correct aLL along and it is a fictional teleBision show.
DeleteIt may possibly be caused by a faulty implementation of the Jacobi Iteration.
DeleteI feel football and Jacobi Iteration may not mix well and might lead to Chaos Theory. I suspect no one else is thinking like this about the world cup.
DeleteAs you might have guessed, I was busy with the Gauss-Seidel as weLL.
DeleteI think I understand; what you are saying is that we should use the Linear Displacement 3, 4, 3 defence against Brazil in the next match
DeleteI quite agree.
This is getting more confusing than the offside rule.
ReplyDeleteWait till my granny tries to explain the Nearside rule and a three point turn.
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