Yesterday saw the strange
arrival of a vampire (OK a bit of a vampire), it is a strange vampires head
made of stone and plainly prove that vampires must exist. Lets face it no
nobody would spend loads of time making a stone head of a vampire unless they
had seen one, it would be silly.
It was made by Mr M our
old friend who sadly died last November and it used to sit just outside his
back door to remind him that Vampires are sneaky beasts and will turn up in the
middle of the night with their huge white beard, big sack and big red coat
shouting Ho Ho Ho I just need to bite
youR neck a bit . . . . . No I DON'T like
carrots, OK yes a Special Brew will do for now . . . .
Now I said the Strange
arrival because as I said Mr M died in November last year and when we arrived
home after doing good deeds again (a man can do too many good deeds) there it
was sitting on the patio smiling at us. Now it was not there when we left and
so it must have untold vampire powers that we have not been told about because
Stone heads don’t normally just turn up on the patio smiling. I feel this will
go down as a great mystery in years to come once I embellish the tale a bit
more and add wailing, screams and creatures rustling in the hedge (that’s the
noise not stealing sheep or cows).
I also visited five local
villages or towns yesterday so a vampires head turning up is very significant
Today I did some
plastering and a bit of painting. . . . I am good at plastering. . . Well when
I say good I tell folk I am good at plastering because it's one of the skills
folk always go OOOOOooooo No I DON'T do
that. . . only I do. People often come into the house and say O MY GOD I can see why you need to re-plaster
look at the state of it . . . . . .
Anyway that is it for news;
I keep on keeping an eye out for aliens at the Commonwealth games but with no
luck. I notice there is a huge alien spaceship that appears to have landed
right in the middle of the games but it is not being mentioned, I assume it is
what we would call the elephant in the room. . . . . That’s stupid because it’s
plain to all that it’s a spaceship, I wonder if there is a link with the Stone
Vampires Head. . . .That nice Mr Steven Spielberg might fancy making an Alien
Vampire Sports Film full of men in kilts eating deep fried Mars bars and
throwing Neeps and Tatties at the English
I got half plastered yesterday. (Cider) You might ask, "Which side?" hahahahaha, I am half way through making a half plastered joke and laughed prematurely. Answer: The cider on the inside
ReplyDeleteI plastered on the incider of the utility room
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DeleteAre you sure it's not a Weeping Angel?
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I really like that sculpture.
Mr M was a very talented man indeed. . . . It is definitely not a Weeping Angel and is based on a certain person. Luckily I have two of his little sculptures now .
DeleteThat's obviously a sculpture of Brian May, no doubt about it. Strange that it would turn up on your patio though. Maybe, being a depiction of a guitarist for a well-known band, it has links to the Queen's Commonwealth Games. Maybe this is a thickly-veiled attempt by the government/Brian May's illuminati to stop you trying to spot aliens. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree someone is hiding something from someone. This sort of thing is why we need to keep going and reveal all on our blogs.
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