As many of you know I have
been reporting the news from the world cup in Brazil over the last couple of weeks and
the slightly bizarre truth behind the veiled illusion that it is a sporting
event to find the best football nation in the world. As if the general public are likely to be
taken in by such a far fetched tale. One thing I had forgotten though after the
terrible defeat of my Androids when they lost out in the penalty shootout
against Argentina
is that there is a play off for third and forth position. Yes I know I don’t
see the point of it either, not now the Knights Templar have as good as got
their hands on the World Cup (Holy Grail).
My Androids (the Netherlands Team) are very
despondent, they know they have let me down and I did turn one into a Ballet
Dancer and one into a small Beast for refusing to take penalties. And Brazil as we know are very
despondent as they were beaten to a pulp by the German Androids of the Knights
Templar. So tomorrow the Netherlands and Brazil have to play yet one more
game of football which will not help either in any way and certainly will not
help me rule the world.
Even my little scam to
sell a few tickets for the match to folk for a slightly inflated price has not
gone well. Mr Ray Gun it appears has had to do a bit of a runner when he told everyone
that Brazil was in the final; not the third fourth position playoff, and it was
all a bit of a mistake caused by a Butterfly flapping its wings in the heart of
the Amazon Jungle. Which is as we all know the origin of Chaos theory, and the
reason that Brazil
plan to chop it down and create a car park in readiness for the next
Olympics. No one wants chaos during the
Olympics so those Butterflies need to go.
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