Wednesday, 9 July 2014

The Reason Why Brazil Lost 7 goals to 1 against Germany



Do you remember back on the 19th June I explained all about the Origin of Androids and how they were created by Augustus Von Androidus, then later on the 21stJune I reported the shock news that the German football team were playing an Android in their team and were firstly disqualified but later reinstated.  Then we learnt that the Androids of Augustus Von Androidus were in fact created for the Knights Templar to search for the Holy Grail. Things got more complex when I accidently let slip that the entire team of the Netherlands were androids planted by me (an Evil Genius) to steal the World Cup (Holy Grail) . . . . Yes the World Cup IS the Holy Grail (Honest).

And then on the 1st July we learnt that the Goat men of the Cameroon were using Voodoo to manipulate games as part of a huge betting scam.

Well last night saw what happens when the German team plays a team of Androids from the Knights Templar against the unsuspecting human forces of the Brazil football team. They have done this because the Knights Templar are convinced my own Androids disguised as the Netherlands team is going to win and it is now a battle of wits to get hold of the Holy Grail (World Cup). What really was the final downfall of Brazil was that the Goat Men of Cameroon had bet 200 to 1 on a seven goals to one German win so not only did they have to play Androids but they were under a Voodoo spell and stood no chance. 

Luckily for me the Goat Men have made a killing and will be partying long into the night for months to come and so have no plans to affect the last couple of matches. And as we all know I have sent compromising pictures of the Pope to the Argentinean Manager and hinted that maybe a two one win for the Netherlands would see them destroyed or else the Pope will be saying a lot in Latin.

So the Holy Grail will soon be all mine and my plans to rule the world are coming along nicely. I just hope you all like ice cream and Duvets and accurate clocks
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9 comments:

  1. Candy for Breakfast9 July 2014 at 20:33

    So...I got really confused/lol'd at this because I read the first line as "Altoids" rather than "Androids".

    Cool blarg.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor9 July 2014 at 20:51

      They are Curiously Strong Androids so it is an easy mistake to make. That and my terrible typing and spelling means anything is possible.

      Cool Name . . . Welcome to the blog (blarg)

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  2. Friko9 July 2014 at 22:36

    Thank you for coming clean.
    There can be no other explanation . . . .

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    1. Rob Z Tobor9 July 2014 at 22:44

      My great plan in still in the balance as I type this. But the hard bit will be stealing the Holy Grail (World Cup) after the final. But it is in Brazil and there are folk who know folk who will have a go just to annoy the Europeans.

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  3. neer10 July 2014 at 02:19

    Much interesting than the bland coverage in newspapers.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor10 July 2014 at 15:41

      I would like to think so, although my plan has not worked so I may not be ruling the world for a while yet

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  4. esbboston10 July 2014 at 21:59

    I am certain that actor Tom Hanks is eXcited.

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    1. esbboston10 July 2014 at 22:05

      Did you know that Cameroon is Portuguese for 'shrimp'?

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    2. Rob Z Tobor10 July 2014 at 22:46

      That might explain the few page views from the Portuguese I bet they were a little confused by what I wrote.

      Tom Hanks can be in the film I can live with that. Although he will have to get past Steven Spielberg first, who is still being stubborn and says the script is RUBBISH. He will have his little joke.

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