Tuesday 1 July 2014

2014 Brazil World Cup ( Football latest) . . . New Plot Exposed



Who would have believed it, just a couple of weeks ago the world was looking forward to a friendly competition among nations where everyone was equal and it was down to the skill and tactics of the various teams to do their best in a game of two halves. Then we had the shock that certain teams were playing Androids to enhance their chances of winning. This news was closely followed by the news that those countries without the technical know how to build fancy Androids were playing members of the Undead such as Vampires and other creatures of fiction. But despite all the headlines the public gritted their teeth and continued to support their favourite team, football is a bit like that folk follow teams despite almost everything.

Then it was discovered that behind the scenes the Androids of the Knights Templar are convinced that the World Cup is in fact The Holy Grail and are plotting to steal it and return it to its rightful place (A secret cavern deep underground I suspect). Adding to the ever growing complexity of the story it turns out an evil genius is controlling many of the Androids on the pitch, replacing the entire team of the Netherlands in order to get hold of the World Cup before the Androids of the Knights Templar, yes the Netherlands are programmed to win. (I hope you are still with this, the plot is going to get even more complex) This evil genius (me) will then use the World Cup (The Holy Grail) to rule the world.

However all has not gone to plan, my own plans got accidently leaked early and some of the Androids are not playing as well as expected, but it appears that there is yet another force attempting to influence the outcome of the 2014 Brazil World Cup.  It has been revealed in the last twenty four hours or so that Cameroon are using Voodoo to manipulate games. The famous Ma-Ginti Tribe of the Cameroon are using their powerful High Priests, the fabled Goat Men of the Ma Ginti to put spells on players, teams and even Evil Genius’s to ruin things in what is said to be a huge gambling scam.


This World Cup is getting more complex than a Raymond Chandler thriller, how is an Evil Genius meant to deal with both the Androids of the Knights Templar and Goat men performing Voodoo and singing their terrible songs.



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8 comments:

  1. OH!!! Iwas severely CONNED-fused because I thought the World Cup was a new fictional teleBision show with actors and such. I had no idea that people were reaLLy running around competing with each other, mainly another team.

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    1. Oh, neVer mind, I just found out I was correct aLL along and it is a fictional teleBision show.

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    2. It may possibly be caused by a faulty implementation of the Jacobi Iteration.

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    3. I feel football and Jacobi Iteration may not mix well and might lead to Chaos Theory. I suspect no one else is thinking like this about the world cup.

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    4. As you might have guessed, I was busy with the Gauss-Seidel as weLL.

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    5. I think I understand; what you are saying is that we should use the Linear Displacement 3, 4, 3 defence against Brazil in the next match

      I quite agree.

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  2. This is getting more confusing than the offside rule.

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    1. Wait till my granny tries to explain the Nearside rule and a three point turn.

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