Monday, 14 July 2014

The very final Word on the Brazil 2014 Football World Cup




The 2014 Brazil World Cup has ended now and normality returns, which is my case has turned out to be cutting the grass. This is a mighty fall; only the other day I thought I had got my hands on the Holy Grail and planned to become a slightly friendly evil ruler of everyone in the entire world, with the help of the trusty band of RATs (Radical Abstract Thinkers).  I noticed that the Androids of the Knights Templar have had a terrible shock today when they realized the World Cup is not the Holy Grail and that they had been tricked by the Elvis Impersonator called Dave from Wolverhampton who pretended to be the Pope and implanted the idea in their minds that the World Cup was the Holy Grail. He . . .  it turned out had a bet on Germany to win for huge sums of money and was going to use any means possible to achieve his Goals (no pun intended again). So it seems the entire Football World Cup has been controlled by a man called Dave. All I can say is that once you know that somehow it loses it sparkle a bit, OK I am not a football fan and it did not have much sparkle for me, even less that the Elvis Impersonator. It’s a bit like the entire formula one racing circus being controlled by a man called Bernie  . . . . . . . . AH DAMN.  OK it could be worse he could be named after one of the Goons . . . . . . AH DAMN again.

So now the German Androids of the Knights Templar has melted into the Amazon Forest to continue their eternal quest and the world . . .OK Britain . . . OK Scotland gets ready for the next sporting event The Commonwealth Games.  . . . . . . . .HANG ON that Queens Baton looks a bit Holy Grail-ish . . . . . I wonder.

I did notice today that the Sports Press on the BBC have said what a great Football World Cup it has been and they have enjoyed every minute of their time at the matches, the luxury hotel, food drink and trips all on expenses . . . . . . . NO NO I KNOW I am just a grumpy cynical spoilsport (no pun intended).


Ooooooo yes I will be drumming tonight so normality is BACK, and I did see that Super Moon on Saturday and Sunday it was awesome.  
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9 comments:

  1. Pete14 July 2014 at 20:15

    I missed the super Moon due to the wrong sort of trees in the way!

    I now understand why everyone was boo-ing at the end of the final game of the World Cup... It was that Dave wasn't it.

    I ruddy well hate Dave..... I really really do!

    There is supposed to be another super Moon next month. I will be keeping my eye (and telescope) out for it!

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    1. Rob Z Tobor14 July 2014 at 23:02

      I did think about the telescope but I was tired (again) and tried a photo with the camera , or should I say a shelfie of the Moon. . hah ah ha hah ah ah ah hah ha ha ha ha ha . . . . . anyway the photo did not work out so I said Poooooo a lot and waved a fist at the sky in defiance.

      I knew Dave manipulating the world cup would cheer you up. But it is the sort of thing he would do.

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  2. esbboston15 July 2014 at 00:31

    Would I have got a continent to be in charge of under the RATS control?

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    1. Rob Z Tobor15 July 2014 at 11:07

      I think I would have put you in charge of South and North America Mr ESB. You could make the entire population move slowly north then south creating a huge human hourglass something folk could see from space. Sending a signal to all passing intelligent lifeforms.

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    2. esbboston18 July 2014 at 22:06

      Your idea made me laugh too hard and long!!! I would have a diving board where the people have to jump each time they change continents.

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  3. Pickleope15 July 2014 at 02:38

    When a pun is capitalized, it betrays the supposed declaration that it is not an intentional pun.
    Are you sure the cup isn't the Holy Grail? I heard that not a single German has died since the win. Now that FIFA has taken the cup back, now, only now, are the Germans allowed to once again perish in peace.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor15 July 2014 at 11:11

      I hope the World Cup is not the Holy Grail as I have run out of twists and turns in the story to deal with such a thing. I think the Germans have a very good health system which may explain them feeling bouncy and chirpy and undead.

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  4. Adam Lloyd15 July 2014 at 09:58

    The addition of vampires, robots, the illuminati, and the Knights Templar has made this one of the most memorable World Cups in living memory. I hope the next one has some ninjas in it.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor15 July 2014 at 11:13

      Can you get Vampire Ninjas that could be very cool. Maybe a team of Vampire Ninja Robots, they would win for sure. . .

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