Yesterday I mentioned the
mysterious arrival of the Stone Vampires head that was not there one minute and
then an hour later when we arrived home there it was, sat on the patio. . . . .
. . . Well Freaky stuff for sure. However today to add to the strange ambience
of strangeness as if by magic what should turn up on the same patio on the
little table as if it had been there for weeks, but an angle grinder. Now that
really is weird, one day a stone Vampire head the next an angle grinder.
To add to the strangeness
of this situation only the other day I mentioned to Mr Charlie I needed an angle
grinder to remove the spare wheel on our car which is jammed in place. I will
be able to let him know that I don't need it now as one has just turned up out
of thin air.
And as final prove that
many strange things are happening I found a five pound note in my pocket today,
how awesome is that. . . . .
And my attempt at drawing
a vampire today turned into a sort of lamb sheep sort of thing. It is these
subliminal messages that allow us to work out the great deep routed messages of
life and so all I need to do now is work out a message that involves a Vampire's
Head, an Angle Grinder, A Five Pound Note and a Sheep . . . . . . . . . Well
that should be easy?
AH DAMN
Maybe the angle grinder is there so that you can change the vampire head into the head of Her majesty the Queen and use the five pound note as a template.
ReplyDeleteThis will probably take ages and a lot of work and planning that will keep you up at night, but when you realise that you are too stressed to relax you can count the sheep (granted you will be counting the same sheep but they all look the same anyway) and you can drift off into a deep and calming sleep.
Obvious really. hahahahahaha
I have looked at the head of the Queen on the five pound note a little closer than normal and have decided that it does not have the Queens mouth and chin. . .
DeleteSo who or what could enter the Queens body and hide all this time, allowing it access to certain events and the best seats at the Commonwealth Games. What could gain by having access to the people of power in the world in a place like Buck house where no one can see them. A place where these unsuspecting folk of power can be eaten and replaced by replicas.
Yes I think we are talking Aliens. Its only a small clue but the five pound note is a positive sign that the Queen is in fact Alien. I mean look at her husband and his accidental verbal slip ups, only an Alien would make such a mistake
I need to start keeping money in my pockets, just so I can have these moments where you find money you didn't know you had. It never happens to me!
ReplyDeleteIt is a good moment to have . . . . But first you have to have the moment several weeks earlier when you think you have lost your money.
DeleteAngle Grinder?!?!? What brand? I, too, have an angle grinder, mine is a DeWalt. I think it is a 4 1/2 inch model D28402W. I have only used mine to cut off motor shafts on electric motors.
ReplyDeleteOf the ingredients there are two,
Deletepick sheep and angle grinder, here's a clue:
even if it is not easy,
it surely can be greasy.
Unless of course you want instead
the two items that have a head.
I am truly deeply sorry, please forgive me, my grinder is a D28110
DeleteIt is an old Black and Decker KG195 Mk2 . . . . . . . It is actually the property of Mr Charlie but somehow we missed him when he arrived with it. Then he contacted me after writing my post, but at that point it was fair to assume that supernatural powers were involved in the arrival of the angle grinder.
DeleteI like the idea of combining Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy with an Angle Grinder, give it a Steampunk flavor.
DeleteOoh Mr Z, I found a fiver in a pocket as well today. It wasn't my fiver, or even my pocket and I did had a fair bit of running to do as the police gave chase.
ReplyDeleteHang ON where has my fiver gone. . . . Some strange woman has run off with my fiver and appears to have left a small child who is demanding to take over the world. Well at least that can't make it any worse at present
DeleteYou found a five pound note? In these austere times, that be a fortune. The Stone Vampires are doing a gig in Leek.
ReplyDeleteGary :)