As some or all or none of
you will know I have a master plan to get my hands on the Holy Grail (World
Cup) and rule the world, however Mr F has popped up to visit for the weekend so
I sort of took my eye of the ball. No pun intended. Then last night as I was drawing a new
picture of Peeliam Orangeman the famous God of The Netherlands and the reason
all their sportsmen wear bright orange, I was given some shocking news. Mrs
Ghost Writer was checking FB while we were all chatting and told me that the
Son of Mr M had put up a message to say the Netherland football team were
goners and out of the world cup.
WHAT . . . . That was terrible because they are my secret
team of Androids the team built to win the World Cup (Holy Grail) for me so I
can use the powers of the Holy Grail (World Cup) to rule the world like all
evil genius’s are meant too. And besides
I had just finished Drawing Peeliam Orangeman the famous God of The Netherlands
only minutes before. So I rushed to the computer and went to view the BBC News
to find out what had happened. It said the score was Nil Nil and that they were
playing a penalty shootout. I needed to
know so I hit the live link only to discover the penalty shootout was happening
right there in front of my eyes. I shouted at my Androids and pointed at my
drawing of Peeliam Orangeman the famous God of The Netherlands and warned them
that they would all be dismantled if they lost and the Androids of the Knights
Templar would steal the Holy Grail (World Cup) and my evil plan would be
ruined.
Luckily it did the trick
the Netherlands are still there doing what they were designed for, and my cunning
trick to ensure Brazil are scuppered sending their main man to hospital in a
well practiced accident went like clockwork. . . . .HAH AH HA HA Hah ah ah ah
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As for the Argentinean
team I have sent several compromising pictures of the Pope to the Manager of
the Argentinean Football Manager suggesting that he insures his team loses or
the Pope will have a lot of explaining to do.
So it is just a matter of
time now until the Netherlands wins the 2014 Brazilian World Cup and I Rob Z
Tobor get hold of the Holy Grail (World Cup) and everyone will call me Emperor Rob
Z Tobor and gravel (sorry Grovel) a lot. . . . . . . . OK I will be a bit nice to some folk. . . . . . . OK YES I will be nice to Everyone.
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So Please do not put misinformation
on FB it can be rather stressful.
I'll have you know that this world cup (which isn't even a cup so how does that work????) has kept me up all night fretting and worrying! I will be producing the full list of wins and losses of my betting game next weekend and "SOMEBODY" may have some explaining to do if it turns out I have lost everything!!!!!! ;O)
ReplyDeleteThe cup which is not a cup is a Holy Grail, not to be confused with a George Foreman Grill which is also not a cup.
DeleteI am sorry if the Androids are ruining your betting odds, but its the Cameroons fault with all those Goat Men and Voodoo goings on.
That's okay, there'll prob'bly be another Whirled Cup Contest neXt month and your androids can win then, maybe get in a few firm wear upgrades before now and then.
ReplyDeleteAll is not yet lost, the Androids are still very much on track (or Pitch) to win, leading to me becoming the Evil Leader of everyone. OK I will not be very evil it is not in my nature really, but I might pretend for a bit.
DeleteMy prediction is that Germany will win the World Cup. I predicted that after the first round of results, and I'm sticking to my guns.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I support your dastardly efforts to obtain the cup for yourself, I afraid I have to support Germany in the blind hope that I am actually correct for once. Go Germanians!
They need to beat Brazil first, and that will not be allowed because Brazil spent loads of money on the World Cup and part of the deal was they get to the final. Something will happen like the Germans will all be sent off or a flock of lions will eat them all. Or all their 5 goals will be offside. . .
DeleteSo my plan is on the Brink in just a few more Days you will all fall at my feet and ask me questions.
DAMN I dont like that idea much
AH yes I was wrong about that a bit. . . Brazil sort of lost, the 5 goals were not offside
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