The MYSTERIOUS MUMBLING MUTANT MONSTERS of MESOPOTAMIA

After a morning chatting with friends in the Bishops Castle, we returned home because dad has had a brilliant idea. He is making the first Steam Powered Muck Magnet that will remove muck from almost everything using a magnetic flux density Motionless Multiplex Drive Motor. But this may take dad hours or maybe longer so I will move on to my more mundane day.  

After a lunch of mulligatawny made with Mutton, eaten with toasted Muffins, me and the dog went out to explore the woods, a new part this time with its own small microclimate, where we met three Mutant monsters, the Mysterious Murderous Mumbling mummified Mutant Monsters of Mesopotamia. Playing Music and muttering about the mysteries of Mythology and mythological men.

Having a long conversation with the Mysterious Murderous Mumbling mummified Mutant Monsters of Mesopotamia was well misjudged as the following few minutes of conversation will make clear (They are called Mumbling for a very good reason).

Dog   “AH, you must be the Mysterious Mutant Monsters of Mesopotamia”

Monster 1  “Musrestuizt Musvieinvy Mddheewyhf Monkeys”

Monster 2  “Muxicllly Muised My move Miffgsdgss Rob”

Me            “WHAT?........... I don’t think so”

Monster 1  “Marionettes Mintressed Mouse move monsoon Muesli” 

Me            “WHAT? Monsoon Muesli”

Monster 1, 2 and 3 and dog  “Muesli YUCK”

Monster 3  “ Monsoon miedres  Misslrfed makes much Hail”

Dog            “At least four feet”

Me             “WHAT?”

Monster 3  “Much Hail”

Dog            “midget Microbes Making Migration in Miniture”

Monster 1, 2 and 3  “HA HAH HAH HAHH hah hah ah h haha hahh hah hah ahh ha hha hahah ahhah h”

Me             “What?”

Monster 1  “Mondi  Mombi  Mumbai”

Mombi

Me             “Mumbai?”

Monster 2  “Mumbai Rob, Mumbai Dog”

Monster 3  “ Mutter mutter Mutter misdsbbtty Mumbai”

Then they headed back into the woods where the trees and undergrowth were much thicker.  The dog said they were off to a party in Mesopotamia with The marauding mean megalomaniacal Mankind Mutilating Marionettes of Moldova, and we might have been invited if I have not said No……….. WHAT?

Anyway back at home we discovered that dad had accidently inverted the Magnetic poles of the Muck Magnet …….YUCK, Mum is not pleased………

OK Must Go……….. Mumbai Everyone ….” Misffleerlkrrek Midbrwsfgges”

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