An OBSCURE Russian OLIGARCH, OWLS and Harry (p) OTTER

O Dear….. Despite Obverting my eyes in an Odd way I still ended up On the ORANGE school bus (the only Orange school Bus) ON what was an Ordinary day.  According to the Weatherman on the wireless (the Oracle Of all Our Weather) it was going to rain all day something Orrible (sorry horrible) Only it was Sunny sort OF.  On the bus Esmeralda was being rather Ostentatious and it turned Out she has spent her Oliday (sorry holiday) working for the ISOBAR handing Out flyers offering free entry and a free drink. She was also hopping to make some other cash selling (Blackmailing) Obscene photos of the lemming of Petrograd; however they have posted all the photos On their Facebook page and have Ordered more for Old friends back in Omsk.   

Just in case you are thinking WHAT????..... You don’t obviously follow my Diary on a regular basis, I am Open to such Outrage but feel at this point it is time for you to go Off to Other Offerings in cyberspace, Outwards and Onwards so to speak (write).

OK at school the Headmaster had invited the OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL ensemble to play after the Ovation and Oodles of praise from their previous Outstanding visit.  The OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL ensemble are funded by an Obscure Russian  Oligarch who made his fortune selling Owls to Obsessive Harry Potter Fans desperate to buy any sort of Harry Potter Objet d'art. Anyway me and Harry Potter are not mates as you know, and I will not gloat by saying he is now an Obscure has been Wizard doomed to Oblivion……(OH sorry I did say it……….. HAHH HAH HAH HAH  HO HO HO HO HO HO HOH Hahah hahahhhah )

After various odds and ends of lessons including Oceanography and Observing an Ocelot and an Osprey and making Ointment from Olives (O God now I sound like Harry B******y Potter) I went home on the Orange Bus

At Home the Dog was involved with the Occult trying to sacrifice an Octopus that have been force fed Okra in the old  tradition of offering Odin something Offbeat.  The Octopus you will be pleased to know escaped. However the dog showed me the Octopus’s large empty rectangular tank and said “ O look the large rectangular tank has turned into an Octagon HA HAHAH HAHH HAH HAH HAH HHAH HAH HAH HAahah hah hah ah ahah haah ha hahh ha hah hah ah ha haahah h      ….. .. . . ..ha hahahh haha hah hah “

OK that’s It over for today………

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