STEVEN SPIELBERG and the SEA SERPENT

 

A SUNNY if SHOWERY SATURDAY (OK almost) a good way to START an S day, a day SYNCHRONIZED (almost) with a letter on its SPECIFIC day. I have been digging a hole in the SOIL of our garden and have found a SECRET STONE floor, I say SECRET STONE floor I am not SURE yet because I need to excavate like they do on that Time Team programme on the television SET.  Why are the called SETS they usually just come in ones?

I have found SOME SLIP decorated pottery, something SHINY a ceremonial SILVER SWORD, a SCEPTRE, a SKULL and a perfectly persevered SEA SERPENT and SEVERAL other SUPER SPECIAL things of SUBSTANCE once my SENSES tune in and I can SEE them in my brain. I SUSPECT you have SUDDENLY got all SCEPTICAL, but we do live only about 100 yards from a Motte and Bailey fortress (SADLY involving very few S words…. SO far).

I must SLIP out for a SHORT time now so I will SCRIBBLE SOME more on my SUBSEQUENT return. SEE you later.

……………………………SOME time later

Ok  having returned I noticed that the dog was wearing a SHABBY STRAW SOMBRERO and having a SIESTA in the SHADE of the SUN in a SECOND-hand SEDAN chair SNORING and being his usual SMELLY SELF. But when I went to look at the SMALL hole I had dug with the SPADE the perfectly preserved SEA SERPENT, which I have SUBSEQUENTLY discovered was worth a fortune, (I had SEEN a SPECIALIST in Montgomery on matters of SCIENCE) was SUSPICIOUSLY missing.  I was SHOCKED to discover that the dog who was STARTING to get a bit hungry had SUCCUMBED after SALIVATING over the SEA SERPENT for SEVERAL SECONDS SCOFFING the entire SPECIMEN.  Typical that dog is a right SCOUNDREL at times. He even complained that the SEA SERPENT was SLIMY and he was feeling SOMEWHAT SICK……… SERVES him right.

I have decided to SULK now and SPEND the rest of the day in the SHED teaching SPIDERS to SING …….. Mum says I am a STUPID Idiot…. Apparently SPIDERS can’t SING but can SPIN SILK, I’m STILL going to SULK and refuse to SMILE, until SUNDAY.    

Ooooooo yes by the way I am STILL waiting to hear back from that very nice STEVEN SPIELBERG about the manuscript for the SILVER SCREEN, I have been waiting SOME time now . . . . . . . . . . a Very Long Time Indeed, but You never know. 

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