T stands for the film re-enactment of Mutiny on the Bounty?

 

We have reached T……. So weak two sugars and loads of milk, HAH AH AH Hahh ahhah hah ah, Yes OK I did that joke last TIME but I’m British we like TEA. 


So to my TALE, we TREKKED to school TODAY, THROUGH THE TORRID TUNDRA IN TEPID TEMPERTURES TRAVERSING THE TEDIOUS TROUGHS in THE TURF and TERRIBLE THISTLES TEARING at THE TISSUE of our TENDER skin.  All adding to THE TENSENESS of TRYING to keep to a TIMETABLE, TREVOR said we should have just TAKEN a TAXI to school. I TOLD him such TALK was TREASON and he must not TINKER  with TEAM spirit. 

THEN he said well what about a TRAIN or a TRAM or a TANDEM or even a TRAMPOLINE. THAT Clever TREVOR is TOO clever for his own good.  Then he starts saying we are TRAMPLING the TERRAIN of THE TINY TIMID TUNDRA TERMITE and we should TREAD with care, and TINA THEN starts TOO, saying THE TINY TIMID TUNDRA TERMITE Oh no, we must TERMINATE our TREK and TREAT ourselves to a TAXI.

Its just like the film re-enactment of Mutiny on the Bounty on its way TO TAHITI with Clever TREVOR as Mr Christian. THEN I found myself cast into THE TUNDRA, TOSSED aside like a TWIGGY TWIG with only a flask of TEA and a TUNA sandwich and a TOUCAN for company. I THOUGHT it was a TOUCAN but I recognised the QUACK QUACK QUACK. So I TRAVELLED on my own (with a TOUCAN)  until THE school clock TOWER TOLD me I was late, however I had TRIUMPHED, and TOLD the head TEACHER (yes yes the headmaster, I know) of the TRAITOROUS TREATMENT of the crew of the Bounty. He listened TRANSFIXED almost in a TRANCE as I explained how I TRACED my path across the TUNDRA TRIPPING on TUMBLEWEED and dealing with a TURBULENT TRIBE of yet undiscovered TOURISTS from TRANSYLVANIA who said they were looking for a Vampire Business (sorry I mean a Van Hire Business).

The TEACHER listened and after what appered to be a TERMINALLY long TIME said………TWIT and TOLD me to go home……AH I did ask if he was planning to HANG THE Mutineers on THE HIGHEST HILL  but he said NO.

Anyway me and the Duck (sorry TOUCAN) QUACK TOOK a TAXI home and told Mum of our adventure but she said …………… IDIOT

I think she meant THE Duck sorry TOUCAN

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK ..........Yes OK Duck I TAKE the hint