The legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS (Part Two) and a Jockey wearing a Jacobean Jacket

10 years ago this was my first-ish A to Z. A time when I wrote a diary in a rather distinctive style as the eccentric child of cyberspace . . . . . I say first-ish because I did a practice run in March 2012 so I sort of did it twice.

A little Mad but then doing the A to Z can drive a chap mad. 

The Letter J

Dam it, we really are winging it today. The dog said we just have look at life from its juxtaposition. He suggested driving a juggernaut in the Jet stream on a Jetty in Japan with the Hindu God of Jagannâth tied to the roof with Jute rope. There is no denying this justifies the dogs concept of a juxtaposition on life but it is not entirely practical.

So instead we followed The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence through the jungle (Yes Yes the Woods) to the JUNCTION with the Pool of JEJUNE to see the beast; the legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS and hunt for Jewels and Jasper.

sorry about the reflection of the camera name on the water but I never said I was good at photography

Last time we were there it was hot like a June day but this time (a month later) it was more like January. It was clear that there had been some Jiggery-pokery just recently and the JUVENILE JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS has jolly well gone. Then me and the dog saw a Jockey. We assume he was a Jockey because he was wearing jodhpurs and a Jacobean jacket and hat (funny lot are Jockeys). He said that the Japanese has done a runner with it, having enticed it out of the  Pool of JEJUNE with a giant Jumbo sausage and juniper sauce plus a plate of juicy jaffa cakes and Jam.  But a passing jogger said he (The Jockey) was a jingoistic Jumped up Johnny come likely jester who was trying to sell his story to journalists.

So we left them Gesticulating (Dam that’s not J) at each other and jabbing one another with pointy sticks, and went off to hunt jewels on the way home until we met John from school on his way to the chip shop. He was looking rather jaded and down because he said he had been Jilted by Julie, who has run off with Gordon and he was going home to jot down a jolly little song about it all so she would never forget him.

Me and the dog both looked at each other and said JUXTAPOSITION or What?

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And on that note i must return to painting the walls of a bedroom JAZZBERRY (no I really am)

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