Saturday, 17 March 2012

The Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons and the Pink Pullover

Mr Price was a little perplexed this morning by a flock of Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons perching on the poles of his Prized Pagoda, they are rather Partial to Pecking Pink Petunias which Mr Price has in perfusion in pots  on his patio. So as a result of us feeding the birds Peanuts, means an almost certain probability of the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons Pestering Mr Price. The paradox was that the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons perching on the poles of Mr Prices Prized Pagoda were Perplexed by him leaping up and down flapping his arms about while wearing a pink pullover.

In the end he grabbed a megaphone and was shouting Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. But as the dog said the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons are Peruvian and don’t have a Cooooo what he is saying before falling about in hysterics (the dog not the POISONOUS PERUVIAN PUFF PIGEONS).  

I have been put to practical use today and moving the last items out of Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop on what is the last day and the sign is now plucked from its position above the window. People were pointing, PROGNOSTICATING and protesting and saying Please Please stay. But Mr Beelzebub said its OK I will arrange a party full of Pyrotechnics, pestilence and putrefaction and Pelicans. And all the people went ……………..AH.

As a small present Mr Beelzebub presented me with a prestigious Pre-Raphaelite Petrified Porcupine in a pine and polypropylene presentation case he did say that sadly the original glass had been pinched so it was now plastic. He did however know a professional plumber who could replace the plastic with glass and putty, properly.    

Dad is planning to fit an old prehistoric looking Pitch Pine door to his shed (or Play Pen as mum calls it). He was pottering about in the play pen (sorry shed) today and has made a High Pressure Steam powered pneumatic pre-programmable Platypus  using Platinum for Mr Price, as the Poisonous Peruvian Puff Pigeons live in perpetual fear of the Platypus which I would like to point out in passing is also Poisonous

Anyway enough of being profound I most pitter patter off to other projects, Politics and Pilchard Pizza ……………. YUM    

The Lemmings of PETROGRAD say ……….. POWER to the PEOPLE

And I would like to say to Ian the Musical Hat Maker ………… HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr IAN

OK that’s plenty for one night.

This is my very good friend Miss Fionski the Famous Russian Spy who has nothing to do with the letter P but It is nice to show that the main characters and events of my story are all based on the truth 



  1. I kid you not--after I finished reading this I had to get up and go pee-pee.

    I enjoyed the song by Brinsley Schwarz. I'd heard of them but don't recall ever hearing their music. Sounds like a group that I'd enjoy.

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    1. Many thanks Mr AB. The perfect name to get the A to Z off to a flying start.

      Ian is a very good friend we have know him for years.

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  2. You must be knackered after all those P's.

    1. The P's was OK but Q was a bit trickier