The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
Harold, Horris and the Head of Boris
The Greatest A to Z
Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World
A Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say
So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play
Starting right here . . . here with the letter A
AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.
So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.
I’ll start AT the start with theeAARDVARK.
The BEE and the BEAR met a BEAVER
Who looked rather aggressive with a large meat cleaver?
He shouted be gone, BACK off, and leave meBE
I’m BUSY chopping down, this BIGtree.
So the BEE he BUZZED and the BEAR he growled
And a BANSHEE somewhere BEHIND them howled
And that then made the mad dog BARK
Then what turned up BUT another Aardvark
Here we are by the C
All blue and wavy and a little wet maybe
With CATERPILLARS CUTE and CUDL-EEE. . . (No its not CHEATING)
And we all run about on the COUNT of three.
As CRABS and CATFISH play in the bay
Or so the gnarled old Seadogs do say
But Seadogs are mad and tend to bark
Arousing the monstrous Sea Aardvark
DID the DODO DIE out or was it a DECEPTION
To avoid meeting Great DANES at a posh reception
Because all they do is shout and bark
So is the DODO now DISGUISED as a smallish Aardvark
And does your DOG get up with the lark
And chase sticks about in the park
And is it mad and tend to Bark
Annoying the park keepers trusty old and loyal Aardvark
When an ELEPHANT meets an ELECTRIC EEL
There is bound to be a noisy squeal
As one beast gets squashed by the others heel
And . . . . . . . (slight pause and wait)
Creates a huge ten thousand volt Arc
Which is the sort of voltage that will make a dog bark
Or light up they EYES of an adult Aardvark.
Out in the deserts of his favourite park.
They say it’s theFAULTof the barking dog
That made the FROGS FLEEinto theFOG
And made the FISHERMENturn to grog
While FLYING FISH FLUTTER over a FLOATING log
The constant sound of mad dogs Barks
Results in the thundering hoofs of stampeding Aardvarks
Always look closely at an F or G
Just in case it should be the image of thee
With a sacrifice of GOAT and toasted GHEE
While witch doctors dance round . . . . . . the sacred tree.
Shaking GOURDS . . . . . . . and GRANNIES old Knee
And it’s good to know if GHOULS creep about in the dark(zzzzzzzz)
Your faithful dog always loudly barks
Alerting a flock of man eating Aardvarks
Who will eat the GHOULS just for larks
Henry is having a
long chat with Horris
Because Harold has chopped off the headof Boris
And all because he was
naughty with Doris
dog has a terrible bark
Which Harold would wind up just for a lark
Then strangely one night while
out in the dark
An ironic twist occurred near
the pond in the park
When Haroldhadhis headchewed
off by a large aardvark