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Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World
A
Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say
So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play
Starting right here . . . here with the letter A
AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.
So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.
I’ll start AT the start with thee AARDVARK.
AH
DAMN.
B
The Bee and the Bear met a Beaver
Who looked rather
aggressive with a large meat cleaver?
He shouted be gone, Back off, and leave me Be
I’m busy chopping down, this Big tree.
So the bee he Buzzed and the Bear
he growled
And a Banshee somewhere Behind them howled
And that then made the mad
dog Bark
Then what turned up but another Aardvark
AH
DAMN (again)
That Aardvark is persistent!
ReplyDeleteHe is more persistent that folk realise
DeleteThank goodness, Mr. R,
ReplyDeleteAardvark and a Bee, Bearing Beavers.
The A to Z, fills me with dread!
Penny, the pawsitive host of the Alphabark Challenge, 2014!
Thanks for calling Mr G I know you are not a fan of the A to Z, but still manage smile and wave.
DeleteNow I understand! These poems are going to link together into a long, super-poem, that will conquer the literary world! Long live Rob Z Tobor, and his glorious regime.
ReplyDeleteI think that is half right Sir Addman I feel . . . . . conquer the literary world! . . . . . may be slightly optimistic, but I live in hope.
Deletebut the long, super-poem is spot on....
Drats! The system wiped out my long comment in mid scream. Arrrrrgh! I'll be back later .... B be hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI know that feeling Mr ESB . . . its a killer when that happens.
DeleteI wander if the aardvark had wandered off course aand red his map wrong aand that was why he had wander-red off course. That could possibly B the aanswer, of course.
DeleteAnother Aardvark? Very clever.
ReplyDeleteThere will be many many aardvarks
DeleteHa! Very clever!
ReplyDeleteDeb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
Thank you . . . . . onward and upward
DeleteOh I can't wait to read the entire poem. This is going to be a good month.
ReplyDeleteThanks Miss Laura. Doing the posts is easy patrolling the A to Z as one the the helpers is much harder, it like trying to control the queue for the Harrod's Sale on Boxing day
DeleteBees and beavers and aardvarks, oh my. I loved that bit from the Wizard Of ODD. But I'm not sure that the meat cleaver is correct, I'm pretty sure it was a chain saw, although you're going to have to do some fancy dancing to make that rhyme. It's gonna be a pretty sweet epic poem. Beowolf will have nothing on you. Or he might. Maybe he's been hiding behind your curtains and watching you at night. Don't give into the blackmail.
ReplyDeleteIt will all fall apart soon Mr Flip as there is only so much you can do with an Aardvark in the dark.
DeleteI like B! It flows nice w/ the Banshee part!
ReplyDeleteHMG
Heather M. Gardner
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Oh, this will be epic. Epic what I don't know.
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