AH DAMN you said C not C

The Greatest A to Z  

Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World 

A
Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say

So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play

Starting right here . . . here with the letter A

AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.

So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.

I’ll start AT the start with thee AARDVARK.

AH

DAMN.

B

The BEE and the BEAR met a BEAVER

Who looked rather aggressive with a large meat cleaver?

He shouted be gone, BACK off, and leave me BE

I’m BUSY chopping down, this BIG tree.

So the BEE he BUZZED and the BEAR he growled

And a BANSHEE somewhere BEHIND them howled

And that then made the mad dog BARK

Then what turned up BUT another Aardvark

AH

DAMN (again)

C

Here we are by the C

All blue and wavy and a little wet maybe

With Caterpillars Cute and Cudl-eee. . . (No its not Cheating)

And we all run about on the Count of three.

As Crabs and Catfish play in the bay

Or so the gnarled old Seadogs do say

But Seadogs are mad and tend to bark

Arousing the monstrous Sea Aardvark

O NO

AAAAauuuuuuuuuuugggghhhHHHHH

Talking of Ships I would like to say to everyone

Visit my Good Friend and Member 

of the

Radical Abstract Thinkers (RATs)

Mr H at

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As he sets sail towards the Letter Z
(please note the LETTER C does contain words of an Adult Nature)

You are a one Mr H