D the mid point between C and E

The Greatest A to Z  

Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World 

A
Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say

So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play

Starting right here . . . here with the letter A

AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.

So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.

I’ll start AT the start with thee AARDVARK.

AH

DAMN.

B

The BEE and the BEAR met a BEAVER

Who looked rather aggressive with a large meat cleaver?

He shouted be gone, BACK off, and leave me BE

I’m BUSY chopping down, this BIG tree.

So the BEE he BUZZED and the BEAR he growled

And a BANSHEE somewhere BEHIND them howled

And that then made the mad dog BARK

Then what turned up BUT another Aardvark

AH

DAMN (again)

C

Here we are by the C

All blue and wavy and a little wet maybe

With CATERPILLARS CUTE and CUDL-EEE. . . (No its not CHEATING)

And we all run about on the COUNT of three.

As CRABS and CATFISH play in the bay

Or so the gnarled old Seadogs do say

But Seadogs are mad and tend to bark

Arousing the monstrous Sea Aardvark

O NO

AAAAauuuuuuuuuuugggghhhHHHHH

D

Did the Dodo Die out or was it a Deception

To avoid meeting Great Danes at a posh reception

Because all they do is shout and bark

So is the Dodo now Disguised as a smallish Aardvark

And does your Dog get up with the lark

And chase sticks about in the park

And is it mad and tend to Bark

Annoying the park keepers trusty old and loyal Aardvark

Never let Anty (sorry Auntie) walk in the park alone . . . . . AH HAH HA HAH ah ahahah ah ah ah ah a hah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha