The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Friday, 4 April 2014
D the mid point between C and E
The Greatest A to Z
Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World
A Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say
So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play
Starting right here . . . here with the letter A
AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.
So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.
I’ll start AT the start with thee AARDVARK.
The BEE and the BEAR met a BEAVER
Who looked rather aggressive with a large meat cleaver?
He shouted be gone, BACK off, and leave me BE
I’m BUSY chopping down, this BIG tree.
So the BEE he BUZZED and the BEAR he growled
And a BANSHEE somewhere BEHIND them howled
And that then made the mad dog BARK
Then what turned up BUT another Aardvark
Here we are by the C
All blue and wavy and a little wet maybe
With CATERPILLARS CUTE and CUDL-EEE. . . (No its not CHEATING)
And we all run about on the COUNT of three.
As CRABS and CATFISH play in the bay
Or so the gnarled old Seadogs do say
But Seadogs are mad and tend to bark
Arousing the monstrous Sea Aardvark
Did the Dodo Die out or was it a Deception
To avoid meeting Great Danes at a posh reception
Because all they do is
shout and bark
So is the Dodo now Disguised as a smallish Aardvark
And does your Dog get up with the lark
And chase sticks about in
And is it mad and tend to
Annoying the park keepers
trusty old and loyal Aardvark
Never let Anty (sorry
Auntie) walk in the park alone . . . . . AH HAH HA HAH ah ahahah ah ah ah ah a
hah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha