Friday 4 April 2014

D the mid point between C and E

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Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World 




A
Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say
So through the ALPHABET . . . . . .I will play
Starting right here . . . here with the letter A
AND a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.

So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.
I’ll start AT the start with thee AARDVARK.
AH

DAMN.


B
The BEE and the BEAR met a BEAVER
Who looked rather aggressive with a large meat cleaver?
He shouted be gone, BACK off, and leave me BE
I’m BUSY chopping down, this BIG tree.

So the BEE he BUZZED and the BEAR he growled
And a BANSHEE somewhere BEHIND them howled
And that then made the mad dog BARK
Then what turned up BUT another Aardvark
AH

DAMN (again)


C
Here we are by the C
All blue and wavy and a little wet maybe
With CATERPILLARS CUTE and CUDL-EEE. . . (No its not CHEATING)
And we all run about on the COUNT of three.
As CRABS and CATFISH play in the bay
Or so the gnarled old Seadogs do say
But Seadogs are mad and tend to bark
Arousing the monstrous Sea Aardvark

O NO

AAAAauuuuuuuuuuugggghhhHHHHH




D
Did the Dodo Die out or was it a Deception
To avoid meeting Great Danes at a posh reception
Because all they do is shout and bark
So is the Dodo now Disguised as a smallish Aardvark

And does your Dog get up with the lark
And chase sticks about in the park
And is it mad and tend to Bark
Annoying the park keepers trusty old and loyal Aardvark


Never let Anty (sorry Auntie) walk in the park alone . . . . . AH HAH HA HAH ah ahahah ah ah ah ah a hah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha  

19 comments:

  1. Did dodos evolve into aardvarks? Of course they did! It's the only plausible explanation.

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  2. I just now noticed that the letter D acts as an anti-mirror to his neighbors. To the left of D there is the curvy letter C but when C looks at D it sees a flat surface, which C onfuses C, but then on the right side side of D is the veRy straight and proper letter E which secretly looking at D sees a rounded surface thinking that he (E) might have a round problem. Oopz, I must go ...

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    1. I was thinking more Hat than Anti-Mirror Mr ESB. But I feel you may be right it certainly all sounds right in a scientific sort of way.

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    2. The world needs more -tific words.

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    3. I realized that dodo has two exactly same syllables and that the two syllables of aardvark are veRy close in sound, so it might be possible that the dodo evolved into a form of aardvark although the original flavored aardvark is stiLL a round.

      Tiftific

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    4. I realized that the dodo do not exist anymore, it could be renamed the dontdont.

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  3. These rhymes are making as much sense,
    as the songs from the Beastie Boys hence
    It certainly does straddle the fence
    Of the nonsensical and coherence.

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    1. I was not expecting a comparison with the Beastie Boys but I believe they are still very popular so that can only be good.

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  4. The Dodo will never be extinct as long as he lives in our hearts and our poetry. The same goes for your auntie.

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    1. Ah Yes poor old Auntie Aardvark as we now call her.

      As for the Dodo . . . . they tasted good really good, as in seriously good . . . Kentucky Fried Dodo good

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  5. I was terrified of Great Danes when I was a child.

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    1. Those Vikings have always been a bit scary.

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  6. This is the most aardvarks I have ever encountered!

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    1. Strangely it is the most I have ever written about.

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  7. Ooh two Aardvarks in this one. Everyone knows Dodo's and Aardvarks are practically the same thing.

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  8. This is demented as in D-mented.


    Lee
    A Faraway View
    An A to Z Co-host blog

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