Sunday, the sun was shining and
it was lovely and warm all day, I did not have to venture into the Zombie
Defence Ditch as it is doing what it is meant to do, we have seen no Zombies
today. I even chopped a few logs because as
sure as fish are fish or what ever it is you say all this sun will run
off and hide again soon, and all the rain will run all over the place and make
things wet.
Chopping logs is one of those
jobs us chaps like because we get to wave chainsaws about and large axes in a
slightly demented way going HAH HAHHAHAH AH hah ah hah ah hah ah hah hahah
hahahh hah ahhahah a lot as we do. It also amuses any passing motorists if you
cover the wood pile in tomato ketchup and mannequin body parts. You can always tell if a passing motorist has
spotted you as they swerve all over the road, I assume because they are having
a bit of a giggle at the image of a mad axe man. One motorist did stop and
looked at the torso of my mannequin as I was wiping tomato ketchup off the
chainsaw blade, but I told them its OK because it was completely armless . . .
. . . . . .. HAHHAH HAHH HAH AHH AH hahh ah hah ah ha hah ah hahahh ha hah
ahhahahhah, Oooooo I did have a good
laugh but they suddenly vanished off at speed, so I guess they were running a
bit late.
We met one of our new neighbours today she was a sort of brownish red colour and walked funny,
but it turned out to be a Gallus Gallus Domesticus or as it is more commonly
known a Rhode Island Red. Still it has finally resolved one of the worlds great
riddles . . . . . . What came first the chicken or the egg . . . . . because
clearly the correct answer is the chicken as an egg can’t wander through the
fence from next door.
Ah yes indeed, good sir, another 'fowl' posting. Well done and have fun, cock :)
ReplyDeleteI appear to be Clucking (sorry Clutching)at straws.
DeleteI see Gary above got all the punch lines tonight.
ReplyDeleteGreat post and fun to read.
Yvonne.
I have noticed he is like that but I will let him off.
DeleteHeehee, this post did make me giggle Rob Z. :)
ReplyDelete(short comment. It's 3 am and I'm just off to bed)
Hello Miss Lily it is morning but I have to go and get clothes to look respectable for a wedding. So off I go . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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