Today has been a lovely day,
like a real summer day use to be, and it managed it on a bank holiday Monday too
(May Day) so it is even more amazing. I spent part of the day hunting a large
slithering creature which had slithered past the house at some point, I didn't hear
it which I thought I might but the dog insists that because it is a slithering
beast it would not make a noise. We have not entirely worked out what it eats yet,
but probably humans I would guess or there would have been no fun in the pursuit
of a huge unknown beast. Let’s face it a huge cow sized slug eating cabbages two
or three at a time is never going to make the news.
In the news today there has been
the very sad story of a family whom two of which were killed when their motorboat
kept circling round over them after they fell out, it reminded me that many
years ago the Ghost Writer once leapt into a runaway truck which was weaving
about down a pedestrian only path after the driver fell out. No one was hurt on
that occasion and the Ghost Writer thought he was very heroic but no one else
seemed to, so his one opportunity to be a hero was lost for ever. It is a strange and fickle world, a Ghost
Writer stopping a runaway truck and no one is hurt is not news, when in reality
it was extremely good news.
Anyway it has
been a relatively good day here and much got done in the garden and I was only
thrown into the Zombie Defence Trench for a very short time, I am still somewhat
achy after my gorilla gardening yesterday so could not work fast or catch
slithering beasts
Ooooooo and we
got to have our evening meal out in the setting sun, when I say in the setting
sun I refer to the view we were not physically in the sun it is far too hot I
am told
I am sure there
was more I was planning to say but it is getting late (again) and I am a little
creaky. . . . . . .
So goodnight
Perhaps the slithering creature eats people who eat cabbage. I recommend a full pot noodle based diet to ensure that no nutrition enters your system that could anger the beast.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr Addman I had fears of my wilting post getting no comments. I have reached a point where my brain is not working in writing mode. I am close to not being able to post every day, but plan to grovel on all fours for a while across the dry desert plains, so I will take Pot Noddles with me to be safe. Its tough out in cyberspace.
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