After yesterdays little taster
of summer today was even better WOW how did that happen, that’s two whole days
of sun with swallows flying about and Zombies sun bathing in the clearing in
the wood. Mr Jones hates it when the Zombies sun bath he reckons it’s not good
for alien watchers, he says a Zombie tried to eat one of the aliens once which
is not good for inter-planet diplomatic relations. He says he even tried to get
the police to help but they sniggered and seemed to be indifferent to the
plight of the alien and suggested Mr Jones gave the Zombie one of his bacon
sandwiches. You would think the police
would know that Zombies don’t eat bacon, I think there might be a bit of
retraining needed.
Anyway I have done it again I
have drifted from the point which was . . . . . . . . . . . . MMMmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . . . . AH yes it was a really sunny day.
Now remember
yesterday I mentioned I was doing stuff with stuff and looking at stuff and the
like, well I really should never have written that it was a major error because
it appears that we may have to store someone else’s stuff for a while. So I
spent part of today moving our stuff to make room for someone’s else’s stuff in
case their stuff should turn up. I have a habit of writing things in my diary
that then happen, this is fundamentally entirely the wrong way round and I was
always told I should write what has happened after it has happened. I am
starting to feel a bit like that Nostradamus chap, although he was rather
cunning and allowed a certain amount of vagueness to his dates so that the end
of the world was anything from 1969 to sometime in 2350 or there about’s give
or take the odd millennium or two.
Ooooo what was
I saying . . . . . . . . AH yes the sun,
apart from moving stuff I also did a bit of this and that, as it happens this
is a very rural activity and many people spend their entire lives doing a bit
of this and that and it is possible to make a reasonable living doing this and that for a
bit of cash (nudge nudge say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind
bat). Apparently the main problem is the tax man according to dad; and the
Ghost Writer, says he was one paid in curry (lots of curry) for an IT job, and
the tax man got a bit hot under the collar about that too. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . HAH AHHAH HAH HAH ah hah hhah ahha hah ah hah ah ahh ah ha hah
ahah ahahhaha hah ah ha hahahah hah ha ha ha ha.
Sorry about
that . . . . . . . mum says IDIOT.
Great post Rob but PLEASE be quiet about the weather.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
I will particularly as I have seen the weather forecast for us over on the west of the UK tomorrow.
DeleteI'm not sure if I've asked this question before but what do vegetarian zombies eat? If I become a zombie, which will happen sooner than later if I don't get any sleep, will I as a vegetarian, suddenly acquire a taste for "braiiins" or just be content with eating "graiiins?"
ReplyDeleteBank Holiday Monday coming up, which can only mean one thing in terms of the weather. Better go and dig my boots and coat back out of the cupboard again. :)
I think a vegetarian Zombie would eat something really terrible, something people only whisper about in the dark corners of the greengrocer's shop and that is . . . . . . . . .
DeleteBrussel Sprouts
I don't have much curry in my cooking but I did trade a half a batch of gumbo for a motherboard once. It is trying to be summer here around 100 high for two days but it might rain starting tomorrow. We have grassfire alerts and a rational holiday today. I may have a far away job for one or two days but I have more mom time today first. Hoping to take her to the diner today. I wonder if animals would have the zombie equivalent caLLed zoo-mbies. Hahahahahaha ....
ReplyDeleteIt started raining here 48 minutes ago as predicted, As for the curry it was a lovely curry but there was enough for 20-30 people as the IT job was for
DeleteNo Bones Jones
Maybe a Zoombie is a very fast Zombie.
It's sunny today too, that's three in a row. It's got to be some kind of record, unless you got the weather machine fixed? If you did, could you make the sunshine last a little longer? I've been working all weekend and now that I've got a few days off I'm sure it will start to rain!
ReplyDeleteSadly the weather machine is still broken, and I fear you might be right about the weather. It is always rotten to have to work on the sunny days and then it rains when you finally get some time off.
DeleteWe had the bright orb in the sky, but it has scurried back behind its clouds and now it rains again. The vampires are back out and all is well. Hope you did a lot of this and that in the sun and moved tons o' stuff from here to there. I love your piece in the Woven Tales anthology, as vell, very vondervul.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks it is kind of you to say so. I did move loads of stuff and messed my back I think, which is not good. Still it means I can groan a lot and will not move large objects about for a while.
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