Saturday, 1 September 2012

The Alien, the Cat and the Glider....


Today has not been a good day for a diary because it has been very quite indeed, the last of the huge conifer tree has gone and the pile of large bits of conifer have been put under cover in the log shed to dry out in a pile. Yes I have moved a pile of wood from one place to another. Hopefully it will dry out fairly quickly because our wood shed has a toughened glass roof and double glazed sides, so when the sun comes out it warms up. I do seem to have been bitten by something now so in case I turn into an alien I have been chained to the wall. 

I don’t think it was necessary for the dog to chain me upside down to the wall though, suspended in the air, because it is not easy to type my diary in that position. And when my typing ability is a bit iffy at the best of times it does not help, but the dog says I have been bitten at least five times by aliens, so he is taking no chances so I will be surrounded by an electric fence later and trip wires attached to death rays (not the fish but the beam of stuff that kills).



I noticed the gliders were back again today, it appears we now live in a house that is underneath a rather popular location to release gliders from the tow plane. Luckily it is not noisy in fact the glider makes no noise at all, except someone possibly shouting AAAAuuuuuugghhhhhhhh aliens take to the hills and the little tow plane is not noisy. You get this sudden drop in revs as it allows a bit of slack in the tow wire just as it releases the glider at which point me and the dog put on rubber alien face masks to see if we can hear anyone shouting AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH aliens take to the hills we have not yet. The dog is now hoping I might turn into a twenty foot mutant alien monster tonight so I can frighten the gliders tomorrow (if it is sunny).



In other news I have finally found a way of taking pictures of Heavy Harry the Cat without him getting annoyed although I can only get photographs of his side, but he always looks grumpy anyway so that’s OK.

I have also noticed that my rather brilliant blog has suddenly stopped getting visitors this week after getting nearly 4000 page views in the first three weeks of August. I noticed a marked increase in visitors from Brazil, who have been interested in my views on the Olympics (Not sure it was quite what they were expecting). Still I am putting this sudden lack of interest down to alien attacks. After all when an alien worm like creature is coming through your letterbox intent on eating its way into your body to turn you into one of him (an Alien) you are not going to spent time reading my blog……

I can’t think of any other explanation for this. And I feel a bit sick; eating chocolate coated Brazil nuts, hazel nuts and peanuts chained upside down appears to be a bad idea….. Strangely mum has just said IDIOT…


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11 comments:

  1. AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH ALIENS! TAKE TO THE HILLS!!
    Just practicing...

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    1. That convinced Me Miss Lily......

      The trouble is they have sneaked (the aliens) into places of importance. Have you noticed that the leaders of all the political parties in recent years have started to act in alien ways... And have you tried contacting any utility company or banks lately, they all sound like strange alien beings.

      In fact maybe the banking crisis was an alien inspired plan... I feel there is a great conspiracy theory in all this, I must ponder. Maybe it is aliens attacking Mr ESB...... MMmmmmmmmm

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  2. This is terrible, I keep having my comments disappear from blogs.

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    1. YAY..... You are not span Mr ESB

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    2. Yea! I wonder if someone somewhere in the blog accidentally sent one of my comments to spam, and then if they started all going there in other peoples blogs too?!?!? Sounds bizarre! Thanks for helping me out, you are a winner!

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    3. I like your blog Mr ESB always glad to help if I can.....

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  3. See?!?!?!? That comment disappeared in less than 15 seconds!

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    1. So much nonsense with dealing with blogger ...

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    2. What are Blogger doing to you Mr ESB. I will lie in front of cyberspace with a big protest placard if it helps.

      You are one of the good bloggers a member of RATs, dont the powers that be know this.....

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  4. I can relate to this, Rob. Experience has taught me that alien attacks definitely do account for most problems at home as well as in the blogosphere. I applaud you for being able to type while upside down...I can barely type right side up!

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  5. It is lovely to see you visiting my blog Super Earthing, I always go and see what new things you post as and when you post them. I think those pictures involve huge amounts of work so I am glad I stick with words and some iffy photographs from my faithful little digital camera.

    I always blame alien attacks for most things, including arriving late for things, no one can tell you off if you say you were abducted by aliens for two hours can they. As for the typing....... I can not type or spell and posting everyday means I miss loads of errors all the time, but well I have learnt we are in the majority and only the lucky few can get typing and spelling right first time round... I think we should prod them with pointy sticks for showing off....

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