We are going out tonight to the
internationally famous Big Bills Greasy Fur Ball Café to have a meal, however
there is a large party eating there tonight having the special set menu of slow
roasted Pterodactyl and mashed potato and peas. It is always a bit of a risk
this menu because everyone wants a wing and there are only two of them and when
there are nearly twenty eating it can cause a bit of agro. Anyway I will return
to this a bit later.
At school they have already started to
discuss the Christmas play, yes it is far too early, but autumn is starting to
creep in fairly quickly. One of the first signs is the chicken has started to
get his winter coat, not a good sign and the pheasants have returned, not the
same pheasants as last year because well to put it bluntly they got shot and eaten.
If any of you remember the re-enactment of the battle of the Alamo
you will know the awful truth. Have you noticed that nature is not nice, and
that quite often man in not nice although I am a bit nice sometimes.
OK what was I saying? . . . . . . . . . . . Ah yes the Christmas
play for reasons that make little if any sense (mainly because I have not
thought of them yet) we are considering doing something nativity based and in
the light of what can only be called one of the best impressions anyone has
ever done in our school we are considering, The Baby Jesus and the Daleks.
Yes only the other day
while we were all running along the corridor being shouted at by the History
teacher for running along the corridor, Esmeralda got into a huff and did one
of the best impressions we have ever heard, shouting exterminate exterminate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … …EXterminnnnnnnaaaaaaatteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, at
the teacher who ran and hid for the rest of the day. So at that point the seeds
of a Dalek based nativity play were sown.
The problem is the headmaster is a bit worried and says it might be best
if we leave out the baby Jesus because religion and Daleks have never mixed
well and lets face it followers of religion are not always that tolerant of
Daleks and visa versa, Daleks are not really tolerant of anything as it
happens. Anyway the idea is still in its
infancy at present as would be the baby Jesus if he was still in the nativity
play which he is not on a health and safety consideration, and without the baby
Jesus the nativity play might have to become just a play, although it will
still include coincidences, murmuring and gold and a goat. When I say it will I
mean it might or it might not…..
Ooooooo time to go see you
later …………….
I have returned from my
meal at Big Bills Greasy Fur Ball Café is was brill, I started with tiger in
batter, then had pork with pear thingy and stuff and then shared a slice of
lemon tart and am now well stuffed . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Personally I think it is the best place to eat in the
world. I did not have fish and chips tonight because I wanted to confuse
everyone. And I also got to see their blue dog which was not scary although I
don’t know whose arm it had but it was not going to drop it…….
Time to run off now,
goodnight all
Going out for tea! How I remember those days. What a joy not to have to wash up or tidy the pots away.
ReplyDeleteUnless you live off take-a-ways and then you could just eat with your hands and throw the wrapper away at the end.
Unless you ordered soup. but i dont know of anywhere that does take-a-way soup.
I must admit I cant think of anywhere that does takeaway soup, and I bet there is a good market in the winter for a good soup.
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