Britain is in something of a mixed
situation at present because there are many who have had to abandon there homes
as great volumes of water cascade down streets and taking interesting little short
cuts through houses. It is not nice but luckily for us our classic seventies
bungalow was build by a man who knew exactly where to put a bungalow when there
has always been an outside risk of zombies (sorry flooding) not too far
away.
So we are lucky and our little house is in
harmony with is environment unlike many of the recent speculative building
schemes of recent years where houses have been built on flood plains or next to
rivers. There is nothing quite like having your own fishing rights in the kitchen.
You see mankind is no longer in harmony with nature in the same way as it used
to be which brings me back to today and my sort of friend, I say sort of
because Esmeralda is like a pet Puff Adder; you don’t get in its tank and play
chess with it, or say whose a pretty boy then with it perched on your shoulder.
I did warn George it was not a good move and he proved my point very succinctly.
So all the rain meant
Esmeralda was going in circles again and so was placed back into the wheelie
bin; she was far from happy and was screaming exterminate
exterminate exterminnnnaaaaaaaaaaate much like yesterday. Trevor has learnt his lesson and did not
snigger this time, not after being pummelled half to death by beetroot
yesterday afternoon. And the day sort of settled down and was OK, although who
ever put L plates on the wheelie bin is in for it once Esmeralda finds out who
it was, apparently it was Dave but I promised I would not tell . . . . . . . .
. . . AH Sorry Dave.
I was listening to the
wireless this morning and that J K Rowling was talking about her new book
called ‘The Casual Vacancy’ I assume about a part time B & B, anyway I took
note because as we all know J K Rowling is responsible for Harry Potter who I fell
out with ages ago because of all that stick waving and shouting Hystoriously Thrumpostious
scaring all the banshees and most of the wildlife in the woods. Anyway Harry Potter
is not in this book so HAH HAHAHH HAHHAH hahahah hah hah hah hahh ahah ah hahh
hah hahha sorry Harry only kidding . . .
. . . . . . . . .HAH HA HA HAH HAH AHHAh hah hahah ahh hahah hhaha ha.
The book we are told is for adults not
children because it is full of naughty words and rude stuff (OK not sure if
there is rude stuff). But surely Harry could have told Miss Rowling that most
school playgrounds are full of much worse words, I have told the teachers loads
of times it is not good to swear but no no they don’t listen, hiding behind the
bike sheds so the headmaster cant see them before sneaking back into school to
teach English and Maths again all innocent like.
Ooooo Yes, Miss Rowling
also said she had not thought of another interest story line for Harry so he
probably will not be in any more books, HAH HAHAHH HAH HAHha hah ah hahah ahah
hahh ahha ahhhah hah ha . . . . . . .
Poor old Harry
Gosh I have written more
than planned, and I missed the exciting bits too but I better go.
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There was a time when I was very fond of the Potter series and then came Deathly Hallows...
ReplyDeleteI quite agree to tell the truth I thin J K Rowling slightly lost her way trying to make Harry grow up.
DeleteJK is amazing, don't diss her. And although she has no potter plots in mind, she said she hasn't switched off the potter world entirely.
ReplyDeleteThe books were AMAZING until the very last bit - the 18 years later lark. That dissapointed me. x