My connection with the great expanses of
cyberspace is not as it should be, I am limping along on dead slow and no one
likes limping in cyberspace its like competing against a leopard in the egg and
spoon race. I have asked the Ghost Writer about this and he says not to worry
because leopards can’t hold spoons very well and so I have a slim chance of
beating the leopard provided he does not get angry and eat me. I had to explain to the Ghost writer that I
really did not want his opinion on my hypothetical race comparison and was hoping
he would sort out the internet.
So he has looked at my old battered PC and
said in his view it resembles an egg that has had a large leopards steel cage
dropped on in several times while the leopard was off in its paddock training
for an important egg and spoon race. I
told the Ghost Writer he was an IDIOT but he said I started it and no one at
work confuses him with talk of leopards and that he felt I was putting him in
an awkward spot so to speak (HAH HAHAHH HHAH Ha ha hah hah ha ha . . . . Spot leopard HAHAH HAHh ah hah ah
hahha ha).
Anyway I am sort of time
deficient at present even on a good day so
quite frankly this is silly so I am abandoning a breakdown of the days events
and plan to go and throw stuff at leopards, that will teach them, assuming I
can catch them up……
Leopards are good, honourable people. Unlike those Cheetahs.
ReplyDeleteThere are very few cats that people can re-lion . . . . . HAH HAHHAHHAH HAH HHAHHAH HAH HA HAH HA HAHhah ah ha hah ah ahha ha
DeleteLeopards and Leotards. I wonder if there are similar words to those two. I guess a Leobard would be a lion who could write well.
ReplyDeleteOooooo Damn I cant think of a witty cat comment to add DAMN, but it is rather late.
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I would love to see a Leopard in an egg and spoon race.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure how well that race would go but it would certainly be interesting.
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