Monday 5 August 2013

The Godzilla Appreciation Society and the Microdot

We are out for a meal tonight, in fact we are out for meals two nights this week which is rather rare as in general we are antisocial and I for one like to grumble and poke folk with pointy sticks. It is far better than poking at holes in the ground with pointy sticks because people are in general far more responsive than holes in the ground unless the person is sort of dead and in a hole in the ground but it is bad form to poke someone who is dead and in the ground unless they are a Zombie or a Vampire. In the case of the Vampire we are generally encouraged to poke pointy sticks into them although you can’t tell they are Vampires until they wake up and start trying to suck all your blood out. You see even the protocol of using a pointy stick is full of pitfalls, which is ironically what happens if you slip you fall into a pit HAH HAHAHH ha hah ah hah ah hah ah ah ha ha ha hah ahha hah ah ah hah ah h ha hah ahah ah hh ah ah ah ah h aha ha ha ha.




OK yes tonight we are teaming up with the Godzilla Appreciation Society on one of their annual shindigs, that does not mean we are digging shins or anything else by the way it just means we are meeting up and having a meal as they now have to find a new location to meet as they have out grown their present meeting hall. Well when I say they have outgrown the hall what I mean is their Genetically Modified Godzilla Experiment has outgrown the hall and the hall committee have complained about the teeth marks in the ceiling.

OOoo yes sorry about tonights picture but mum, who as we know is a secret double agent has to pass a microdot to the Russians and has said she has hidden it in my diary, She said she was going to hide it in one of my drawings, but on seeing tonight’s drawing said I was an IDIOT. However she also said that as long as MI6, GCHQ (hello Quinton and Charles) and the CIA are not aware of her plan, all will be OK…….

AH DAMN

Mum has said IDIOT again . . . . .

10 comments:

  1. That dot isn't a microdot. It's far too large!

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    1. I magnified the large dot in question by zooming in on it with my iPad then looked at it from 10,000 meters through a rifle scope at 300x and then fired several times finaLLy hitting it shattering the i P a d creating lots of tiny pieces that resembled tiny dots. Then on my remaining iPad I went back and read your blog post and realized it said, "one of my drawings" plural and figured that maybe you were probably talking about a second much much smaLLer picture with a real tiny microdot.

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    2. Ah HA you see I can tell that Mr ESB is going to make a great spy and Mr Addman is not. Sorry Mr Addman but GCHQ will be sending their 'We are really sorry about the post you applied for' letter in the post shortly

      They also say your hands are too large. HAH HAHAH HAHH AH hah ah ha ha hah h ah ah ah ha hh h

      Nr ESB will be working for the CIA as I type I suspect.....

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    3. ActuaLLy I should start my own ourghanizastantion caLLed SeeEyeBee that specializes in ice cream made in a flash freezing step using liquid nitrogen. YES! I was totaLLy amazed when I saw someone do that on the teleBision a couple days ago. I would think that the evaporation process would create an interesting texture in the ice cream.

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    4. Yes I have heard of liquid nitrogen being used to make ice cream but I bet it is really cold ice cream.

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  2. I some how got side track ed and miSSed this blog post. Oh, now I see, I was watching 'Firefly' and eating more Tac0 Be11, that eXplains it. WeLL, I am almost making coffee and I just got finished reading a blog post of mine from back in 2011 October that sounded like your writing, and I just made up a new word that means to be like Rob: Robesque
    One of the rules about using the word Robesque is that the R is always uppercase. Rules? Hmmm, trying to think of a second one, ah, yes, it can never refer to a que of Robes.

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    1. I think it would be cool to have a meal where aLL the people were named Al, then it could be an All Al MeAl. I s'ppose people named Ali and Albert could be in attendance as weLL as long as the i and bert parts of their names are normaLLy silent. And see it is okay for me, a non-Al to be in attendance at an All Al MeAl because there is a Me in it. Of course all the Al, Ali, and Alberts would see it as an Almost All Al NotMeAl.

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    2. I rather like Robesque. I had to run off earlier to eat my MeAl....

      ;)

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  3. For some inexplicable reason I am now reading IDIOT at I DOT I....is this some kind of subliminal message?

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    1. I dot I sounds like it should mean something very profound indeed. Are you by any chance the Russian spy looking for small dots. I promise not to tell the CIA

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