It has been one of those days
were much has happened, but in a sort of not doing much way, so it sort of
looks like not much has happened, I think we all have days like that and just at present I am having quite a few of them.
First thing this morning dad
went off to get two new tyres on his car, but he had made the mistake of making
his car tidy a while back and in so going had left a big tool box full of stuff
in the garage which included the lock nut bolts for the wheels which can't be
removed without them . . . . .AH so after about forty five minutes dad arrived
home to collect the lock nuts and me, and we went off to get two new tyres, they
are much better tyres because the car is much quieter now. It is surprising how
much noise some car tyres can make, particularly square ones made of stone.
XYTHIM the Micro God of Words |
On our return
Miss I and Mr S were at our house they had arrived for lunch and we then waited
for Miss Kate, Mr S’s mum who was also coming to lunch. When we sat down for
lunch Miss Kate told us she was off to a Zen retreat after lunch up in the wild
hills of the Welsh countryside, apparently it is a silent retreat with no power
and old fashioned soil composting toilets and healthy food and you have to get
up at five o’clock in the morning and because there is no electricity once its
dark its dark. I am a little worried about this because if you don’t know where
things are and it is a silent retreat you can’t ask folk how to find things,
and if someone came and woke me up at five in the morning I would shout at them
a lot. I would probably also fall about at night in the dark saying “where the hell is the light switch”
only to be told off silently.
So by the end
of lunch Miss Kate was starting to worry a bit as we explained all the pit
falls of a strange Zen retreat in the middle of nowhere surrounded by mad Zen
monks with glazed looks and large axes who laugh in a slightly manic way but
silently, and what happens if you do want more dinner you can't ask anyone.
Remember
yesterday when I wrote Z is for the Zumtonians (sorry but not the Zubtonians,
we don’t talk about them, well not in the silent retreat anyway) as the start of my Z to A jolly and I said I
had no plans to do Y today well its true so I have done X instead and I have
drawn XYTHIM the Micro God of Words, the thing is the X is silent so it sounds
like it should start with Y only it does not.
It seemed very appropriate to draw the Micro God of Words because I can
say loads of them because I am not in a Zen Silent Retreat . . . . . HAH
HAHAHHHAH HAH HAHAH HAHHA HAH HAH ah h hh ha hah ah ah hah aha hah ah ha ah ha
hh ah hah ah ah ha ahhaha ha hah haha ha hahah HA HA HA.
OK I need to go
it is getting dark (Oooooo luckily I have a light switch) HAHAhHAh hahah
haahhah hahah hahhha……………….
How exactly does one laugh in a slightly manic way, or get told off, silently? :)
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If you had tyres made from stone AND they were reaLLy warm, they were most likely ... Firestone brand ... Hahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou got me thinking about silent X's and I found some, but they are aLL at the end of words, couldn't find a beginning X silent one.
DeleteBordeaux(n), faux (adj), roux (n), Sioux(n)
What is cool is three of them make completely different words IF you pronounce the X as X:
fox, rocks, socks
WeLL, I must go water some pineapples and get ready for a big day of electricity tomorrow.
You don't see Firestone around here much . . . not sure why
DeleteAnd I like big electricity