Yesterday I happened to suggest
that it was no coincidence that President Putin of Russia Ireland
I think it all goes wrong
because they call it a summit when it is plainly held in a posh hotel on the
flat with no mountains anywhere near. Lets face it food is always much better
on the flat rather than the top of a mountain where it tends to be bully beef, Kendal
Mint Cake, and hot Bovril, not the food of world leaders, OK President Putin is
the only one who might be up for it, climbing fearless up into the unknown
chewing his bully beef and laughing in the face of Grizzly Bears.
OK yes where
was I (again), President Putin and my picture, now what I would like to know
and it is important; exactly where has he got to today because he seems to have
vanished. There is talk in the local village of a huge bullet proof car sitting
in a lay-by with a group of suspicious men in wearing dark designer sunglasses
and drinking Vodka and feeding Caviar to the ducks in the duck pond.
I did notice in
the news while I scanned for news for you know who that President Obama of the
USA and Prime Minister Cameron of Britain have announced a multi-billion pound
trade deal to sell each other loads of stuff. So America will make loads of
stuff and sell it to us and we will make loads of stuff and sell it to them and
everyone will be happy. Sorry call me stupid but most countries I thought were
in debt and all the folk in the countries feeling the cold mountain winds and
the smell of Bovril mixed with the far away singing of a Russian fighting
Grizzly bears. . . . . . . Who has all
this money to buy all this stuff that we don’t need. Ooooooooo sorry I have gat
all political again that’s not good for a witty block buster movie about an
eccentric and sadly I now have no time to tell you what I did today as I need
to go and make a cardboard Dragonfly, (part of a trade deal worth absolutely
nothing).
Interestingly I have just seen President Obama and President Putin on the news as they gave a bit of a press conference. What I found really interesting is that President Obama looked really relaxed and chilled but President Putin looked very uneasy indeed.
ReplyDeleteWhat could it all mean Rob Z? Unfortunately, I'm far too tired to care.
ReplyDeleteNow if that nice Mr Spielberg doesn't turn your diary into a film, you could always work for the BBC as their political correspondent. Imagine the mass confusion around the world, as you put forth your opinions on the days events. :)
If only I had the chance to do this but sadly the world may not be ready for me yet, That nice Steven Spielberg should be ready but he is off having a good time instead . . . . . .Really what a cheek.
DeleteYou were concerned about a lack of mountains for a summit, and my immediate solution was to puttin' these two words together:
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See, there is now a distinguishable peaks area with the ith compared to the surrounding summi summu countryside. Oh, I had considered it flat when I didn't notice the Valleys of u. So then I real eyes 'd that there was a mm plateau as weLL.
I saw a strange occurrence of a contraction on the subtitles of a crime mystery teleBision show today that cracked me up laughing, then I thought, maybe they talk that way in Wyoming. They combined the words sheriff and will to make sheriff'll which I found delightfuLLy funny. And I probably'll not notice things like that without the use of subtitles.
I was five feet away from a polar bear last week. It was majestic! The tiny kid beside me was banging on the glass and it didn't seem to phase the PB one half a bit.
DeleteI did hear from one of the waitresses today that Jesus had accepted her invitation to go ghost hunting.
DeleteFolk in this part of the world would probably not say sheriff'll although there is a modern trend to slowly blend words together so that it is hard to understand what folk say. I rather like my speech old fashioned and convoluted.
DeleteI am not sure about Jesus ghost hunting, it seems that he might end up finding the Holy Spirit and that might get very confusing indeed.
Putin is always disputin'. AHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteBut Obama is always calmer.. hahahahahahha
DeleteMaybe Nick Clegg bit his leg
DeleteCan you see the nick on the leg of Nick Clegg? Hahahahahaha
DeleteWhile Barak is in Ireland he wiLL speLL his last name O'Bamaugh
:)
DeleteI am surprisingly cold for it being June. Can you eXplain why?
ReplyDeleteIt is warm over here at present. I think the world only has so much cold and warm and hot in order to maintain a certain temperature. In theory global warming means overall fewer of us will be cold but we will have more scary weather. It is a difficult decision to make particularly when you are cold.
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