Sunday, 30 June 2013

Glastonbury and Rolling Stones, Zombies and Top Gear

I have been outside today strengthening a weak spot in the Zombie defence system as a smallish one managed to climb through a small hole and attack me; luckily I have recently done my Zombie defence classes at school so was able to fend the beast off. I say beast it looked a little like one of those Rolling Stones chaps who are playing music in a big field down South in a place called Glastonbury. Only if it was one of them, then they are smaller than they appear on the television and much older but not as scary. . . .  I managed to patch up the hole with hazel branches and some other bits and pieces but I can hear the faint sound of music from the dark distance past drifting over the fields which I can only assume is an old Zombie war dance of some sort calling the massed armies of the ancient Zombie hoards together. Luckily there is talk of a few showers tomorrow and Zombies hate mud they keep falling over.






While on the subject of terrible ancient things from the past I have just returned from watching Top Gear the rather popular motoring entertainment show, I know what you are thinking and I am very sorry, but we all have our little weak spots in culture and mine is Top Gear. I am always amused by the fact folk get so upset by them saying silly things and acting like small children but that is what makes it so popular. And as dad points out if we all drove like mad men we would go through a set of tyres every week which is silly and expensive.  And everyone thinks they can drive the Reasonably Priced Car faster than all the celeb’s who get to drive it, it is the human ego; but I for one know I could drive it slower than anyone else if I was allowed too because that is the sort of chap I am . . . . 
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    1. Rob Z Tobor1 July 2013 at 12:55

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    2. Rob Z Tobor1 July 2013 at 12:57

      Shunned not sunned although they do look like suntanned spam, not that I go putting slices of spam out to get sun tanned (ok there was the once)

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  2. Unknown1 July 2013 at 02:10

    It had to be Keith Richards. He is the leader of the Zombie nation after all. In fact, it's a well known fact, that the origins of Zombies, originally originated from him...originally. And that's a fact.

    Also, I love Top Gear. :)

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    1. Rob Z Tobor1 July 2013 at 12:48

      Are you sure Keith Richards is the origin of the original Zombies, they do go back a very long way almost to the origins of man himself . . . . . (OK yes you must be right then I guess)

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  3. esbboston1 July 2013 at 08:01

    If the zombie attacked you and left a hole, then You might want to use a bandage on your wound instead of hazel branches.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor1 July 2013 at 12:53

      It sounds like a good move I will do it as soon as I can get these hazel branches off my limbs. I believe at sea they use Elm branches which explains the old sea fairing term

      Man the ELM (sorry I mean ELM the Man)


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