As you know, well you do if you
are a regular reader of my diary, and I am assuming that includes most folk
across the entire world. You may consider that a little unlikely but an event
has occurred that has made me think I am in fact more well known that I thought.
You see, (and back to the point I was going to make) the other day I posted a
picture of my original painting of President Putin in my diary, then today he
turns up in Britain and it can only be that he wants it back so it can hang
back above his desk in the Kremlin. So you see I am followed by world leaders,
in fact I have reason to believe that several of the worlds leaders plan to
meet in the next couple of days to discuss my diary to negotiate parts in the
movie once that nice Steven Spielberg stops haggling over the fee for the
manuscript.
Mum however says I am an Idiot and
I need to remember two things the first is that President Putin is here to see
the Prime Minister David Cameron and the second it that it is Fathers Day . . .
. . Surely David Cameron cant be his father they don’t look remotely like they
are related, just look at their hair styles. Well I have to say that is
something of a shock to me I am surprised it has not be mentioned to me before,
but it explains a few things I have never been able to work out.
As it was
Fathers Day I said I would cut the grass and hammer in post supports and do men’s
work so that dad could rest, he said I was very kind, but that he was planning
on sending me out to do it all anyway so it didn’t count and that he would eat
all my chocolate teacakes instead. I was a bit tired after all that grass
cutting and was planning on having a quiet sit down, but dad very kindly
reminded me that I still had things to do on those cardboard animal shapes for
all those impetuous school children I am assisting in their art project. Strangely there is more in common between the
children in the junior school running about drawing pictures in a mad rushed
way and a G8 summit meeting that you might realize, they are certainly both
slightly out of control that’s for sure although I suspect world leaders are
rubbish at making cardboard animals even if I helped them.
I think the visit to David Cameron is just a front so he can get his painting back. He needed a cover story, obviously.
ReplyDeleteI haven't even seen my dad today, but I did bake him a couple of cakes and dropped them round at his (he's not there at the minute).
You may be right, but I am relying on Nick Clegg to distract him.
DeleteCakes are good, a chap needs cakes. If they supply enough cakes to the G8 lot maybe they might make peace, and be remembered in history for ever, but it is unlikely.
Be careful Rob, There is a story knocking around the Putin stole some mans ring --> http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22440690/vladimir-putin-denies-stealing-robert-krafts-super-bowl-ring <---
ReplyDeleteI would dead blot the front door tonight and sleep with one eye open.
*gulp*
Ah yes Mr H but remember I can count on the members of RATs to protect me in my hour of need. And the painter of the picture is not just any painter but a good Plain Curry member (sorry I mean Plaid Cymru member) so the might of Wales will leap to my aid. Well OK they might not as I am now the wrong side of the border.
DeleteAnyway if he wants to hang it in the Kremlin I might swap it for one of the Zil cars, the big stretched ones as long as it is in good nick.
With a name like "G8", it would make logical and phonetic sense for Bill G-ate-s to be there.
ReplyDeleteHe would have been but the Germans said nine......... HAHAh hah hahah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha hahahah ha
DeleteAh ah ah ah ah - and the Russians said "N(ot)yet" hohohohohohohohahahahahahehe
DeleteI think if you look at your Putin picture upside down it kinda looks like a boxing glove.
DeleteSomeone was s'pposed to be here to work on my electricity (additional features) but they have not shown up, so I think I wiLL go have breakfast.
Your electricity men must be like British plumbers who traditionally turn up tomorrow.
DeleteThat is like the turnip harvesters who always show up yesterday. (If you think about that one too much your head wiLL hurt, but it stiLL might be true.)
DeleteMy Lord, have I been gone that long!? Just read up on the 11 posts I've missed and now I'm quite exhausted! Be back after I've had a lie down. :)
ReplyDeleteWell you see Miss Lily my blog creeps along slowly and folk don't think about it until they have been away for a few days and then all of a sudden they have loads of catching up to do.
DeleteAnd to stay in the loop it is harder reading than it may at first appear to be, but that is us slight lefty middle class rebels for you .. . . . Come the revolution, but first a trip to IKEA.
Putin is here to take that painting, don't let them fool you. Hopefully you can upgrade the zombie defence trench to make sure that topless soviet leaders cannot breach your defences.
ReplyDeleteI will join the fight against Putin. He shall not touch your art while I am around. His secret servicemen will never sneak up on -ack!
Zombies and a topless Soviet leader brought an image of poor old President Putin being eaten by Zombies. So I am now worried that I will be attacked by a headless Zombie President Putin determined to get hold of his picture so that he can show it to people to prove he is the President. It is not easy to prove you are a President when you have no head and are slightly Zombie like.
DeleteGood luck defending yourself, I have let slip that you are hiding the picture for me in a secret place I know nothing about. (I sure you will not mind . . . . much, cheers)